The High Heat Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I'd probably be better off if I wasn't now blind with very hairy palms. Very hard to shave palms without being able to see them you knowNow who's dirty? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nobody Girl Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Pieholden Fuck You Pay Me :lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
W(TF) Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I'm Always In Court Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jff Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 They say money's pourin' downBut it's not where I'm aroundso I'm comin' back to town I want your paycheckSo that I can make the rentand my hip that I just spent - I'm lookin' like a wreck Supoena queenGood god I'm meanI'll been suing like a fiendFor your royalties green I always sue in May -I say - it's better payThe room fills with suitsAnd I'm ready for my fruitsBut the judge he keeps on jokin''Cause the contract isn't broken Supoena queenGood god I'm meanI'll been suing like a fiendFor your royalties green Supoena queenGood god I'm meanI'll been suing like a fiendFor your royalties green My coworkers surely hear me trying to hold in my laughter and think I'm sick. That was beautiful. "I always sue in May..." OMG I'm about to barf from holding it in. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Central Scrutinizer Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 You should have just stuck to the first clause of your first sentence.Revile without a clause? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jff Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 At Least that's what I think you said, because I never signed the contract I love it! Jesus, esq. That's all I've got left. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Central Scrutinizer Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 They say money's pourin' downBut it's not where I'm aroundso I'm comin' back to town I want your paycheckSo that I can make the rentand my hip that I just spent - I'm lookin' like a wreck Supoena queenGood god I'm meanI'll been suing like a fiendFor your royalties green...I sense a Wilco Parody Tribute Album coming on .... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Speed Racer Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I sense a Wilco Parody Tribute Album coming on .... Ha! Sell it for a dollar a pop, and give the proceeds to Bennett for his hip after the suit flops? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Central Scrutinizer Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Ha! Sell it for a dollar a pop, and give the proceeds to Bennett for his hip after the suit flops?Unless he sues us first. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Central Scrutinizer Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Jesus, esq. That's all I've got left.You saved your best for last! "Jesus don't file.You can't rely on the moneyJust cause you litigate anything you want ..." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 And we wonder why Jeff thinks we're all lunatics. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Speed Racer Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Ex-partners shake, lawyers partake in your sad, sad songtuned to chordsspurned royaltiesfor surgeryturning your pelvis around Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 If he believe that then why wait so long to do something about it. I know it can't take that long to file a lawsuit I'll take a stab at this. It does often take years for damages to accumulate. As an example, how could he sue for unpaid royalties for YHF or IATTBYH in 2002? He was likely trying to claim them all along (in order to have had a decent shot, he should have at least TRIED to claim them).Yep. Also, the complaint (items 21 & 22) alleges that he repeatedly requested, and was denied, the compensation he believes he was owed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Central Scrutinizer Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 And we wonder why Jeff thinks we're all lunatics.I'll sue his ass for defamation of character! ... if I had any. spurned royaltiesfor surgeryturning your pelvis around Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mfwahl Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Ex-partners shake, lawyers partake in your sad, sad songtuned to chordsspurned royaltiesfor surgeryturning your pelvis around Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 My lawyers wantThe two nickels you're rubbing togetherMy hip is achingI want the cashYou've got stashedTurning couch cushions around Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Speed Racer Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Hoodoo, sue you, fifty-thousand times twoHey-plaintiff, ho-lawyer, CourtTVHigh-broker, low-blower, ninety-nine-to-zeroCourtroom, tort-time, sue you off your pants Black pen and blue suit, one, two, three, fourDreadlocks, dead-locks, OMGBiggy man, little man, lawyer man, judgey manGrasping for greenbacks, hold my hand Hoodoo sue you, hippy-hippy boo-hooTrue fool, how true? Suing you now! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 good stuff that Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jff Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Hoodoo, sue you, fifty-thousand times twoHey-plaintiff, ho-lawyer, CourtTVHigh-broker, low-blower, ninety-nine-to-zeroCourtroom, tort-time, sue you off your pants Black pen and blue suit, one, two, three, fourDreadlocks, dead-locks, OMGBiggy man, little man, lawyer man, judgey manGrasping for greenbacks, hold my hand Hoodoo sue you, hippy-hippy boo-hooTrue fool, how true? Suing you now! The tribute album song list is filling up fast. Time to start thinking of album titles. Being SuedLawyerteethMidwest Courtroom FistfightA Jury is Born Kicking (Ass on Court) TelevisionBennett v. Tweedy (The Lawsuit) Misdemeanor AvenueMisdemeanor Avenue II: On AppealMisdemeanor Avenue III: Mr. Bennett Goes to Washington Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rhino4evr Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 The tribute album song list is filling up fast. Time to start thinking of album titles. Being SuedLawyerteethMidwest Courtroom FistfightA Jury is Born Kicking (Ass on Court) TelevisionBennett v. Tweedy (The Lawsuit) you forgot my song Via Cook Courtroom..its back a few pages. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
isadorah Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Today, Barack Obama ate a cheeseburger. cheddar cheese with dijon mustard Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Speed Racer Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 There's a bad word I would like to scream into your ear butcops won't let me get that close to you right now there are things I should have signedbut I was high and now I'm broke butnow you know that I wantto sue in the beginning we wrote some songswhenever you sang, I sang alongthen you did me wrong Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Central Scrutinizer Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 The tribute album song list is filling up fast. Time to start thinking of album titles. Being SuedLawyerteethMidwest Courtroom FistfightA Jury is Born Kicking (Ass on Court) TelevisionBennett v. Tweedy (The Lawsuit) Misdemeanor AvenueMisdemeanor Avenue II: On AppealMisdemeanor Avenue III: Mr. Bennett Goes to WashingtonHave to be careful not to include Guthrie-based songs. I can't imagine the archive becoming too litigious, but I haven't checked recently to see how Bragg's records have been selling ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Central Scrutinizer Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 These are all pretty one-sided. I'm sure if Jay wanted to take a slap at Tweedy, he could pen ... "He's a Czar" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jff Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 cheddar cheese with dijon mustard "Are your fries pretty good? Can you vouch for your fries under oath in front of a judge and jury of your peers?" Obama asked. Have to be careful not to include Guthrie-based songs. I can't imagine the archive becoming too litigious, but I haven't checked recently to see how Bragg's records have been selling ... Good point. The last thing Jeff Tweedy needs is for Billy Bragg to file an amicus brief on Bennett's behalf. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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