austrya Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Lauren, you and OTM need to hook up (NAPE) and make some videos or something. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightOfJoy Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Word on the street near the Loft is that Coomer and Henneman are getting litigious too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ih8music Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 ok, someone needs to print these out (esp. Hoodoo Sue You ) and give them to Jeff at one of the tour stops. It would be priceless (and a pipe dream) to hear him sneak in a few of those lines at a show... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost of Electricity Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Word on the street near the Loft is that Coomer and Henneman are getting litigious too.Henneman? Wow, he goes wwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy back into UT days doesn't he? Weren't they playing with the Bottle Rockets as far back as Still Feel Gone? I really like his guitar work on AM. Seems a little suspicious that most people who Tweedy works with end up hating him. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I haven't heard anything about Brian Henneman hating Jeff Tweedy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Speed Racer Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I haven't heard anything about Brian Henneman hating Jeff Tweedy. He may not be at the courthouse, but he certainly isn't president of the fan club either. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jff Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Henneman? Wow, he goes wwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy back into UT days doesn't he? Weren't they playing with the Bottle Rockets as far back as Still Feel Gone? I really like his guitar work on AM. Yes he does, and because of that, Tweedy definitely owes him a bundle of cash. Henneman should sue Tweedy's ass off. One day in the future Chicago lawyers are going to look back on these days as the golden age of shisterdom. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Doug C Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I interpreted the 'word on the street' post as non-serious. I'd bet that 99.9% of the rest of us did the same. Henneman and Tweedy get along fine. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jff Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I haven't heard anything about Brian Henneman hating Jeff Tweedy. His lawyer told him to keep his hatred under wraps. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightOfJoy Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I interpreted the 'word on the street' post as non-serious. I'd bet that 99.9% of the rest of us did the same. Henneman and Tweedy get along fine. Thats not what Jay told me! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ghost of Electricity Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I interpreted the 'word on the street' post as non-serious. I'd bet that 99.9% of the rest of us did the same. Henneman and Tweedy get along fine.You're probably right. On second read my interpretation is that NightOfJoy was really just looking for an opportunity to use the wordlitigious. Is this how rumors get started? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jff Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 You're probably right. On second read my interpretation is that NightOfJoy was really just looking for an opportunity to use the word I thought the punchline was "word on the street near the loft". Heh. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 NightOfJoy is nothing if not always serious. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 His lawyer told him to keep his hatred under wraps.Please don't reply to my posts. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigideas Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 No, but the following have been offered up:At Least that's what I think you said, because I never signed the contractI'm the man who sued you(I got paid) Less than you think song title game is fun. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Smith Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Thats not what Jay told me! Farrar or Bennett? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
conezone Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 i cant believe how hard i have laughed at "The Lawsuit Thread". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Speed Racer Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Muzzle of Fees: There's a random filed lawsuitAnd a muzzle of feesMy wallett's come unstitchedFrom meeting his pleas When Jay plays some say he's genius,I don't think they're wrongBut six years of making musicWas two years too long And the songs get passed from stage to stageEndlessly, and I get paidWhen the suit blows throughInto the courts in MayFinally back to Jay You're assuming he left a messageOn my machineI'm assuming he loathes me And you know what that means Songs get passed from stage to stageEndlessly, and I get paidWhen the suit blows throughInto the courts in May When the suit blows throughMy head, I scoff at JayFifteen for you, lots for meFifteen for you, lots for me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 you have a gift Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Speed Racer Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 He's a Czar, complete: He's a czarWith a funny beardSo fierce and fearedA circle's-centerWith money hidAnd now he begs me not to sue him He says forever to pull a ruseWe could useA handful of cashFor a day offAnd a broke hipHowever, he won't feelYour claim is real When I forget how to talk, I blogWon't you pleaseBring that tune to shineAnd turn my face redUntill you payAnd my hip gets sickStuck, like a check left uncashed I'd climb aboardIf someone could help meTo my fragile legal teamAnd watch me summon, inches above,The people underneath Please beware the quiet court roomI warned youBefore there were things to signI warned you not to lieDry your eyes, you poor devil Are there really claims like these?The ones I fileFloat like leavesAnd fall to spend skeleton centsI went through before I sued you I believe it's just becauseJay B's payday is not enoughOh I believe it's all becauseJay B's payday is not enough I'd climb aboardIf someone could help meTo my fragile legal teamAnd watch me summon, inches above,The people underneath He's a czarWith a funny beardSo fierce and fearedA circle's-centerWith money hid And now he begs me not to sue him Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Elixir Sue Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 The rest of the song, for you: Kind of a reach for such a weird song... Writer one, writer two, collaborating hot tonesTwo, four, six, eight, percent dividePretty song, pretty film, quote yourself to Sam JonesI'll produce, you'll be fine Hoodoo sue you, hippy-hippy boo-hooTrue fool, how true? You're suing me now! Jinga jangler, tinga lingle, mellotron on overloadCircle's center, bandmate scamper, huggle me closeNo Ken, hot Glenn, lotsa blow in AmsterdamCut the dreads, and sue my ass some more Hoodoo sue you, hippy-hippy boo-hooTrue fool, how true? You're suing me now! Hoodoo sue you, hippy-hippy boo-hooTrue fool, how true? You're suing me now! You're suing me now! Cut the dreadsAnd sue my ass some more Sue my ass some moreSue my ass some more We really need to put all these in their own thread. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet Papa Crimbo Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Glenn Kotche can peradiddle. Gotta love drum humor. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mountain bed Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 We really need to put all these in their own thread. I concur. Lauren, girl I'll have what you're having - you are ON FIRE in this here thread! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gewee Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 He's a Czar, complete: He's a czarWith a funny beardSo fierce and fearedA circle's-centerWith money hidAnd now he begs me not to sue him He says forever to pull a ruseWe could useA handful of cashFor a day offAnd a broke hipHowever, he won't feelYour claim is real When I forget how to talk, I blogWon't you pleaseBring that tune to shineAnd turn my face redUntill you payAnd my hip gets sickStuck, like a check left uncashed I'd climb aboardIf someone could help meTo my fragile legal teamAnd watch me summon, inches above,The people underneath Please beware the quiet court roomI warned youBefore there were things to signI warned you not to lieDry your eyes, you poor devil Are there really claims like these?The ones I fileFloat like leavesAnd fall to spend skeleton centsI went through before I sued you I believe it's just becauseJay B's payday is not enoughOh I believe it's all becauseJay B's payday is not enough I'd climb aboardIf someone could help meTo my fragile legal teamAnd watch me summon, inches above,The people underneath He's a czarWith a funny beardSo fierce and fearedA circle's-centerWith money hid And now he begs me not to sue him I am contsacting the Grammy's Parody Committee. This is one Grammy the Foo Fighters probably won't beat us out on Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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