kidsmoke Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Ok, folks, you seemed to have much fun mangling Jeff's song titles in "Splice", and you made me giggle, laugh out loud and even struck me with profound thought with a few of your entries! But the whole time, I was keeping a secret, which only now can be revealed: I was just warming you guys up to play Christmas Splice! Let me warn you in advance, you are going to crack yourselves up doing this one! Same basic rules. Use two songs. In this case, one well-known Christmas or Holiday song and one Wilco song, spliced together into something new and magical! No changing any words to other tenses or plurals, etc. Use the words ONLY as they actually appear in the song title.Here's that link to A Sea Black with Ink for most Wilco song titles (you supply the titles from the most recent albums): http://www.bemydemon.org/ And for Holiday song titles, I will provide a fairly extensive list (following hours of extensive research) at the end of this post. Use these titles or any others that are well-known.Let's get FESTIVE!!! Here are a few to get the ball rolling. Frosty the Cold Slope Jingle Metal Drummer Rudolph the Random Name Generator (God that guy is annoying!) and my current personal favorite, Here Comes Bull Black Nova Ok, herewith those Christmas/holiday song titles I promised: Over the River and Through the WoodsAway in a MangerDeck the HallsGod Rest Ye Merry, GentlemenGood King WenceslasHark the Herald Angels SingJoy to the WorldThe Little Drummer BoyO Little Town of BethlehemWe Three Kings of Orient AreThe First NoelSilent NightSanta Claus is Coming to TownJingle BellsFrosty the SnowmanWhite ChristmasHave Yourself a Merry Little ChristmasAngels We Have Heard on HighDo You Hear What I Hear?Up on the HousetopRudolph the Red Nosed ReindeerO Come All Ye FaithfulAll I Want for Christmas is My Two Front TeethHere Comes Santa ClausThe 12 Days of ChristmasWe Wish You a Merry ChristmasI Saw Mommy Kissing Santa ClausIt's Beginning to Look a Lot Like ChristmasWinter WonderlandSanta BabyI'll Be Home for ChristmasIt's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year Ok all, let's get to the Splicing! I plan to choose 5 or 6 favorites...ok maybe up to10....and later we will vote on those and select a winner who will receive a special prize from me. It's something musical. You'll enjoy it! (should you win) It is not a signed Fender Strat or anything big so calm down.One brief request: While we cannot escape politics in our wider world, I ask that you not bring it into this game. Specifically, no puns based on White Christmas, in a racial sense, ok? Tempting though it may be. Thanks. SPLICE AWAY! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
brownie Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Santa Claus is Outtasite (Outta Mind) We Three Kings of Orient Are Trying to Break Your Heart Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ladyC Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 I Saw Mommy Kissing Jane Smiley's Boyfriend The Little Heavy Metal Drummer Boy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
randomname Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 The First Noel (At the End of the Century)Grandma Got Run Over By a Bull Black NovaAway in a Hotel Arizona Can we put the Wilco song first?I Am Trying to Break Your Chestnuts Roasting Over an Open Fire Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kidsmoke Posted December 22, 2016 Author Share Posted December 22, 2016 The First Noel (At the End of the Century)Grandma Got Run Over By a Bull Black NovaAway in a Hotel Arizona Can we put the Wilco song first?I Am Trying to Break Your Chestnuts Roasting Over an Open Fire Yes! Perfectly fine to put either the Wilco part or the holiday part first. These are great! I knew that Grandma one was coming! Keep them coming! I love all of these so far, and I will probably be singing along incorrectly to carols when I run errands in a little bit. The tunes get a bit confused in the blending... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
theashtraysays Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Grandma Got Run Over By a Bull Black Novawe have a winner! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lost highway Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 War on ChristmasStanding O Come All Ye FaithfulMuzzle of Bells Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Yaz Rock Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Couple other xmas classics:Run Run Rudolph (Chuck Berry)Don't Believe in Christmas (The Sonics)>When You Wake Up Feeling RudolphDon't Believe in Just Friends Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Confusion Boats Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 She Came Kissing Santa Claus Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Tatlock Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Via BethlehemGood King RadioThe Holly and the VoodooAway In A Mountain BedJoy To The MoonAll I Want For Christmas Is My Laminated CatWhy Would You Wanna Be Home For ChristmasI Wish It Could Be Christmas Someday Some Morning SometimeShe's A Jubilo (In Dulce Jubilo - Mike Oldfield)Do They Know It's California?The 12 Days of Pecan Pie Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tinnitus photography Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 She Came Kissing Santa Clausyou forgot the comma. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lost highway Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 you forgot the comma.Zing! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Confusion Boats Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 you forgot the comma.I did! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jff Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Ashes of Bethlehem I'll Fight Ye, Merry Gentlemen Up On and On and On the Rooftop I Might Be Home for Christmas Here Comes Santa Claus, the Unwelcome Guest Quote Link to post Share on other sites
theashtraysays Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Wilco (The Christmas Song) Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lost highway Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Just Say Merry Christmas Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Winston Legthigh Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Ding Dong Merrily I must be High. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Confusion Boats Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Someone Else's Christmas SongHow to Fight the Christmas Blues Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Confusion Boats Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Ain't No Chimneys in the Poor PlacesAnother Lonely Hummingbird Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jff Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Good Kingpin Wenceslas Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ladyC Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Do You Hear What I Hear? Nope Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tinnitus photography Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Angels We Have Heard On Drugs Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Magnetized Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 What Child Is This, Theologians? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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