Mr. Kinsley

Not a rock & roll thing, but my wife has a signed copy of both "Green Eggs and Ham" and "The Foot Book." I'm not generally into autographs, but for Dr. Seuss I'll make an exception.

You'll have a kitchen? Damn. My dorm room was only about 12' x 20'. I decided that whatever I could take in my car was all that would fit and that was that. Of course after I got settled in I realized there was still room for plenty more (with some creative organizing.) The only problem with that was that at the end of the year I couldn't fit everything BACK in my car! Plan accordingly.

Thank God I got him for my fantasy team! I hope he is twice as shitty as he was last year with Boston. Serves the piece of shit right. That's the difference between Dodger fans and Giants fans - we don't make excuses and whine about people picking on our steroid users, we feel betrayed and we hate them forever. (Easy to say when they aren't still playing for you, but still.) That's how every damn game is at Dodger Stadium. Nearly every team has a large contingent who live here and remain loyal. I really hate going to see the Braves - the people who moved out here from ATL are so friggin'

I'm fine with legalizing some drugs (pot comes immediately to mind) but do we really want legalized heroin out there?

On the advice of another teacher I showed that movie to my 4th grade class as a treat for good behavior. I hadn't seen it in at least 10 years, but how bad could it be, right? At the end when Inigo tweeks the line and adds "...you son of a bitch" to the end of that, my whole class whipped their heads around to look at me in the back of the room grading papers. They were quiet, jaws dropped to the desk, and I just sat there with my eyes about to pop out of my head. Then they suddenly went ape shit, howling "Oh my God! He said the b-word!" and "Mr. Kinsley! What kind of movie are you showing u

What he's trying to say is that white people are luxurious.

Yikes! Glad to hear things are looking better after a rather rotten incident. Vibes, vibes, and more vibes!

I'm not sold on the Brewers, especially since they picked up Gagne. And the Cubs are, well, the Cubs. St. L by default.

AL East Champ: Boston AL Central Champ: Cleveland AL West Champ: Anaheim AL Wild Card: TAMPA BAY (Detroit will turn out to be a dud.) NL East Champ: NY Mets NL Central Champ: St. Louis NL West Champ: Los Angeles* NL Wild Card: Chicago ALDS: Boston over Anaheim, Cleveland over TB ALCS: Boston over Cleveland NLDS: Mets over St. Louis, Los Angeles over Chicago NLCS: LA over Mets World Series: Boston over LA in 4 *The Dodgers will either finish in first and go to the series or finish next to last, one place ahead of the Gnats. There is no middle ground for them this year. What I'd actual

...you wake up at 4am PDT to listen to the live feed from Australia. (Sorry, I'm not that guy.)

Jesse Owens winning gold in Berlin was far more effective than Carter's boycot in Moscow. Be there and see just how far you can push free speech until they kick you out.

I heard Bouncing Around the Room once. On the radio... a long time ago. There. I talked about Phish. (Actually, despite my snarky reply, I really am fairly interested in hearing this band that I somehow missed out on during their existence. Just never got around to it.)

As much as I love them for speaking out, that show just can't possibly be a good thing.

Hmm. Thanks. Interesting.

That would be cool, but I'd rather they play someplace a little bigger, just to increase my chances of getting in. Besides, I think they're now rather enamored with the Greek. Their show back in '02 at the John Anson Ford Ampitheater (my 1st Wilco show) was really amazing. Such a great venue, but Jeff was complaining on stage rather at length about how the mgmt there had such absurd decible limits, so I doubt that one. I do think they should play out in Riverside, just for Donna. After all these years of having to drive at least 2 hours for a show, it's the least they could do!

I need two things explained: 1) What the hell does 'Rock Chalk Jayhawk' mean? Because to those of us not in the know, it sounds like the dumbest phrase in all of sports. 2) Why is the 'C' on the UCLA jerseys a different color this year?

Speaking of Felix: Apparantly it isn't Felix's hitting that you need to worry about, it's his junk that is your main concern. I know we brought this up before, but how in THE Hell do you twist your nuts to the point it needs surgery? I know it is serious and could lead to a nut-extomy, but... really now.

This is just for bragging rights, right?

In.

The t-shirts they had for sale on the right side of the screen were (mostly) pretty funny. I like the 'Jesus Loves Hip-Hop' one.

So this is "her." Not bad, but $5,500/hr? Really now.

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