skyflynn

carus Ben,

ego non respondeo tu quod grammatica . gratia.

ave, Kevin

I 5ived you but it didn't seem to do any good. Don't worry, you're a prince. XO

Hoping you're well, Dunja. XO

I'm sure you'd have something funny to say about me staring at your profile page like an idiot for what seems like forever. You always had something funny to say. I just can't figure out what it would be.

I'm too scared to call. Am I the crappiest friend you've ever had or what?

I would so five you right now if it would make a damn bit of difference. Once again, I've been beaten to the punch.

Screw it, I'm fiving you anyway.

What can I do to get you to hang out here more, Brian?

I tried that already.

You're a pal, Lou. I hope I see you again soon, in line, as usual.

Hey, my brother! We have got to be the two smirkiest cats in this place. Wait, what do I have to smirk about again...? Oh yeah, you're my homey.

I miss you, my friend and Amy sends her love. *MWAH* XOXO

You're too sweet. I'd ask you to knock it off but I'd miss it too much. Promise me you won't change? Ever?

I do some bad imitations but that was the worst Bill Murray circa 1979 anyone has ever heard. (read) Ok, I'll stop now.

I'm gonna start rehearsing that Husker cover but I'm telling you right now, it'll be done nude or not at all. Your choice.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

I wasn't kidding yesterday about staying strong. We have a title defense coming up against EL Kev and whatever crazy thing Kris is calling himself these days.

Ok, I'll stop now.

NEIL! I think you are perfectly sized and I don't care who knows it! I just finished shouting it from the rooftops!

I'm tired now.

You give me more support than any foundation garment I've ever owned. Sorry, I'm still trying to get the hang of this compliment thing.

XO to you, Captain Coffee.

If you two don't get here soon, I'm going to have to start August without you. Smoochies, you big beautiful man. XOXO

I left flowers at your shrine again the other day and sacrificed another squirrel. The current tenants are becoming increasingly alarmed. *sigh* These people have no sense of history.

How good must your eyesight be if you can see caliber's sausage?

Color me impressed.

Thanks for the pizza. It didn't surprise me to find that it was doing better in the sausage department than some I know.

We need to have a beer, Father of the Year. Lame but it does rhyme. I hope it's soon.

You are a wonderful friend. I wasn't sure if you were aware of that so consider yourself informed.

I miss you Jen.

I miss you. Quit being so fucking wonderful. XO

Sure I'm gutless. That's why we're friends.

I still owe you for getting that shot at the LRS. Amy's look of incredulity is priceless, not to mention the smirk on my mug. I hope I see you soon. Oh, and whatever it was you did to Sean, please do it again and as often as possible.

One of these days, brother. Maybe when Paul's hand heals and we get another tour.