yermom

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Hooray for babies! Congrats to all with sweet, little, new people in their lives. My brother's girlfriend is pregnant and my four year old is really excited about it. She mistakenly tells people, "I'm going to have a baby sister (or brother...we don't really know yet)!!" and I have to correct her "Nooooo, no, no, no, it's a cousin!"

Upon closer inspection, it looks like you had meatballs, with some sauce there to the left... I can't believe I took time to do that.

I'm pretty sure you had fried okra.

Sex addiction is really a serious problem for some. As with other addictions (drugs, booze, twinkies), it's incredibly dangerous to find yourself consumed with unhealthy urges and unable to control them. A person can do a lot of damage to themselves, the people in their life, and their relationships if they don't seek some treatment. It's a serious thing...anyone who has had experience with it, personally or a loved one, knows what I'm saying. That being said, David Duchovny is insanely hot and I'd totally do him.

The "humans can lick too" urban legend. Ugh, so creepy. Also, the Terry Rodgers paintings with all the skinny naked people.

Put up an "All Sales Final" sign. Otherwise, you'll end up with people knocking on your door Monday morning trying to return crap. The nerve of some people!!!

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do...

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A lot of Dylan mentions but nobody said "To Be Alone With You" yet? I'd bed a dude over that one. To be alone with you Just you and me... Okay, baby.

Woohoo! Happy Birthday! :birthday

Sincerest vibes and lots of 'em for your friend and his family.

Well, I guessssss I can divulge my awesome gif creating trade secrets! The first one was done in Adobe Image Ready (I used a youtube tutorial to figure it out) but I think there are a billion different ways to do it. The second one, I uploaded as a video to youtube, then converted at gickr.com. It was way easier than I thought. Now, I'll probably go apeshit and make a ton of them to annoy everyone with.

What did I do with my Saturday night? I learned how to make animated gifs! I'm so 1990, kickass!

The car wash scene in "Cool Hand Luke" and for more Paul Newman, the scene where they put the cattle down in "Hud." The Puttin' on the Ritz bit in "Young Frankenstein!" and this one from Delicatessen cracks me up every time. I've got a million of them.

Awesome. Thanks.

I don't really see this thread going anywhere that hasn't already been touched on (I think we even got a Hitler mention in there?). As this thread's mother, am I allowed to request that we call peace and close up, dear moderators? That's not something I can do myself, is it...didn't see any options for such a thing? Religion is a powerful thing, can be just as divisive as it can be unitive. Reading through this thread this evening made me feel a bit like a kid listening in as his soon-to-be-divorced parents berate one another in the next room, and I just want to say "I appreciate you both, Mom

If The Breakfast Club isn't sacred, nothing is.

Me too.

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I haven't used Rosetta Stone, but I've been thinking about it (for Spanish also). I hear a lot of good things about it.

My thought is "How does one conclude that SOMETHING beyond our imagination or comprehension..."

I'm interested. I already have a copy of "Devil In..." too, if you go with that one! I'm currently finally whipping through Cormac's "The Road," so if you fans wanna reread that, I'm down with it.

I've always been a bit jealous of this. It seems that it would be such a load off of my back if I could wake up each day believing, "God will take care of me. I'm a good Christian and I've covered my ass by following all of the rules. There is a paradise waiting for me in the great beyond." (Or whatever faith system drives a person, not necessarily Christianity) I can't do that, have that kind of faith, not a bit. I figure there's a good chance that I've only got this one life to live and I'm not going to let anyone tell me how to live it in order to get some great prize when I've finished m