Dude Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I'll send someone $5 if they're willing to call my boss up pretending they're my mom coming to pick me up from work because I have a stomach ache. Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 you need one of those count down signatures Nah, that might annoy people. Oh.... Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I'll send someone $5 if they're willing to call my boss up pretending they're my mom coming to pick me up from work because I have a stomach ache.ME: Hi, Dude's boss? It's Dude's mom. I'm coming to pick up Dude from work because he has a stomach ache.BOSS: Who?ME: Dude.BOSS: Who's Dude?ME: Um ... Lebowski?BOSS: I'm calling the police, sir. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted July 11, 2006 Author Share Posted July 11, 2006 I'll send someone $5 if they're willing to call my boss up pretending they're my mom coming to pick me up from work because I have a stomach ache. I'll pay $20 for your mom to bring me some chapstick. Link to post Share on other sites
wheelco Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I'll pay $20 for your mom to bring me some chapstick.I could use a sammich or at least a diet coke, I'll pitch in Link to post Share on other sites
viatroy Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I'll send someone $5 if they're willing to call my boss up pretending they're my mom coming to pick me up from work because I have a stomach ache. make it $20 and you're on. Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted July 11, 2006 Author Share Posted July 11, 2006 I could use a sammich or at least a diet coke, I'll pitch in only if you give me your tots. Link to post Share on other sites
Dude Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 ME: Hi, Dude's boss? It's Dude's mom. I'm coming to pick up Dude from work because he has a stomach ache.BOSS: Who?ME: Dude.BOSS: Who's Dude?ME: Um ... Lebowski?BOSS: I'm calling the police, sir.I bet you sound just like my mom. Link to post Share on other sites
wheelco Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 only if you give me your tots.my kids are not for sale you freak Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Yesterday I encountered an Arby's drive-thru that had no window. The customer deposited the money or card in a cup and pressed a button, similar to a drive-thru bank teller, but with no vacuums involved. The food was lifted in a gondola or some such. Anyway, it was unpleasant. I guess bulletproof windows don't provide enough safety in a rough suburban neighborhood full of office parks. The deal is, I saw this guy in a purple convertible who was also pissed about the situation. He recognized me for some reason and got out of his car. "Here's five bucks, kid. Don't let anybody know you saw me." I thought I got a pretty good deal, considering I had no idea who he was. As he pulled away, his license plate read"PIG SOO1E" Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted July 11, 2006 Author Share Posted July 11, 2006 I thought I got a pretty good deal, considering I had no idea who he was. As he pulled away, his license plate read"PIG SOO1E" true story? Link to post Share on other sites
wheelco Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Yesterday I encountered an Arby's drive-thru that had no window. The customer deposited the money or card in a cup and pressed a button, similar to a drive-thru bank teller, but with no vacuums involved. The food was lifted in a gondola or some such. Anyway, it was unpleasant. I guess bulletproof windows don't provide enough safety in a rough suburban neighborhood full of office parks. The deal is, I saw this guy in a purple convertible who was also pissed about the situation. He recognized me for some reason and got out of his car. "Here's five bucks, kid. Don't let anybody know you saw me." I thought I got a pretty good deal, considering I had no idea who he was. As he pulled away, his license plate read"PIG SOO1E"so you broke your promise AND kept the 5 spot too, huh?! Nice work . . . Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Wow, that was really funny. Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 "I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's." Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 true story?The terms of my oral contract prevent me from commenting. Wow, that was really funny.No harm intended. It was better than the time the Happy Busman peed through the cracked window of my parked car. "I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's."I was just getting a jamocha shake. I don't eat meat so there's not much for me there. Link to post Share on other sites
WITHIK Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Today is National Slurpee day. A warning to vagrants in the greater Chicago area. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 true story? Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 July is National Hotdog Month and I've been on a quest to find a decent hotdog in the Denver area for years. It's happened once. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 July is National Hotdog Month and I've been on a quest to find a decent hotdog in the Denver area for years. It's happened once.One of the top 3 Chicago style hot dogs I've ever had was in Austin, TX. That should give you hope. Somewhere out there you'll find it. Link to post Share on other sites
renic Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 renic-kitties just want some affection. if you grab them gently by the scruff of the neck with your thumb and forefinger and give them the softest little shake (just more like a little massage, don't lift them up from the ground), they will think you're their mom. that's how mother cats tell their kitties to knock off the whining. they should settle right down. thanks! there are 2 more coming over tonight to join their sisters so i'm sure i'll have a symphony going! Link to post Share on other sites
watch me fall Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 July is National Hotdog Month and I've been on a quest to find a decent hotdog in the Denver area for years. It's happened once. You may not have good hotdogs, but isn't there a diner in Denver that serves pancakes bigger than your head? It is my mission to eat there one day. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 There is no such thing as a good hotdog. Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 You may not have good hotdogs, but isn't there a diner in Denver that serves pancakes bigger than your head? It is my mission to eat there one day.I don't know about Denver, but there is (was?) a place in Chicago that serves such goodies. I believe it's called the Original Pancake House. Link to post Share on other sites
wheelco Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 There is no such thing as a good hotdog.right but there are tasty ones, with brown stadium mustard Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 There is no such thing as a good hotdog. You're dead to me and as far as Slurpees go, for the past 2-3 weeks, I have had one of the Mountain Dew versions close to every night after the kids have been put to bed. Link to post Share on other sites
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