Reni Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Glandular university. -Jorge Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted July 14, 2006 Author Share Posted July 14, 2006 don't pay her! :gfaw Link to post Share on other sites
Edie Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Actually, thinking back on this, the timeframe is more compressed than that. I thinks it's been more like since May 1 -- 10 weeks, and most of it in the last 4. Fuck. And no, I'm not pregnant. Link to post Share on other sites
Tweedy's Gurl Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 hot!! don't. let's. start. don't don't don't let's start, this is the worst part.... Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Actually, thinking back on this, the timeframe is more compressed than that. I thinks it's been more like since May 1 -- 10 weeks, and most of it in the last 4. Fuck. And no, I'm not pregnant.Hope it's nothing serious. I have to go to the doktor tomorrow. I have been avoiding him for the better part of a year. Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 I have 3 roommates for next year at college, and I've talked to two of them online. Both of them are 6'4" or more. I'm going to be the shortest guy in there by far. Link to post Share on other sites
Fakeliz Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 I bet you're smarter, though. In other news, I had to wear heels today at work, and now both my legs ache. Going from Merrells to Target-bought dress shoes was not a pleasant change of pace. Ouch. Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 OK, I admit it. I have occasionally coveted my neighbor's ass. Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Male or female? Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Don't know. I am not qualified to determine the sex of burros. Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Try lifting up its skirt. Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Tatlock Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 i told the shoe dept lady i was going to a boating party and i wanted port and starboard shoes and she didn't get it.Good one. Did you ask to see her Plimsoll line? (Edit, for those who need to know what UK pants are, plimsole = sneaker in old style UK parlance. Personally in old style South Wales parlance I would say dap, as in "I was late for games today, so the teacher gave me the dap!" i.e. whacked me on the bum with a sneaker, but dap doesn't fit the joke above.) Link to post Share on other sites
Guest baseball bobblehead Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Actually, thinking back on this, the timeframe is more compressed than that. I thinks it's been more like since May 1 -- 10 weeks, and most of it in the last 4. Fuck. And no, I'm not pregnant.i gained 20 lbs in about 4 months and was sure i had a tumor or something, but the dr said "nope, you're just getting old and your metabolism has changed." Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn's dad Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 and the birds' beaks are getting smaller! A medium sized species of Darwin's finch has evolved a smaller beak to take advantage of different seeds just two decades after the arrival of a larger rival for its original food source. The altered beak size shows that species competing for food can undergo evolutionary change, said Peter Grant of Princeton University, lead author of the report appearing in Friday's issue of the journal Science. Grant has been studying Darwin's finches for decades and previously recorded changes responding to a drought that altered what foods were available. It's rare for scientists to be able to document changes in the appearance of an animal in response to competition. More often it is seen when something moves into a new habitat or the climate changes and it has to find new food or resources, explained Robert C. Fleischer, a geneticist at the Smithsonian's National Museum of Natural History and National Zoo. This was certainly a documented case of microevolution, added Fleischer, who was not part of Grant's research. Grant studied the finches on the Galapagos island Daphne, where the medium ground finch, Geospiza fortis, faced no competition for food, eating both small and large seeds. In 1982 a breeding population of large ground finches, Geospiza magnirostris, arrived on the island and began competing for the large seeds of the Tribulus plants. G. magnirostris was able to break open and eat these seeds three times faster than G. fortis, depleting the supply of these seeds. In 2003 and 2004 little rain fell, further reducing the food supply. The result was high mortality among G. fortis with larger beaks, leaving a breeding population of small-beaked G. fortis that could eat the seeds from smaller plants and didn't have to compete with the larger G. magnirostris for large seeds. That's a form of evolution known as character displacement, where natural selection produces an evolutionary change in the next generation, Grant explained in a recorded statement made available by Science. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest baseball bobblehead Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 how is it that birds with their tiny pea brains can adapt and yet humans...not so much. Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn's dad Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 (edited) myself, and many other men, have adapted to the single life does that count? Edited July 14, 2006 by gershon Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Tissue paper square ejaculate? Dude, it's no wonder you're single. (That was for you, cryptique.) Link to post Share on other sites
Guest baseball bobblehead Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Tissue paper square ejaculate? Dude, it's no wonder you're single. (That was for you, cryptique.)is there such a thing as backwards evolution? devolution? although creating your own spankerchief--that's gotta count for something, right? Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Excellent point. Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 I that JUDE kid. Link to post Share on other sites
cahtzee Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 I like the name of this painting - "Escaping Criticism" Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted July 14, 2006 Author Share Posted July 14, 2006 um, ok. so I get to work and there is a mysterious cowbell on my desk. the kind you hook up to a drum set. Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 Tissue paper square ejaculate? Dude, it's no wonder you're single. (That was for you, cryptique.) um, ok. so I get to work and there is a mysterious cowbell on my desk. the kind you hook up to a drum set. Somebody obviously thought you needed more. Maybe solace is in town? Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Genevieve Posted July 14, 2006 Share Posted July 14, 2006 I don't want to go to work today. Link to post Share on other sites
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