j4lackey Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 pickles> bacon > Wilco>HitlerDid you have to go there? Link to post Share on other sites
WITHIK Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 pickles> bacon > WilcoBacon> everything but ction Link to post Share on other sites
wheelco Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 (edited) Did you have to go there? hey - Saddam > Hitler? discuss . . . Edited July 24, 2006 by wheelco Link to post Share on other sites
viatroy Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 hey - sodomy > Hitler? discuss . . . Link to post Share on other sites
WITHIK Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 light beer > Hitler? discuss . . . Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 I'm gonna go ahead and say it - "Material Girl" By Madonna is a damn good song. Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 do you like anything?Lebanon bologna. Where I grew up, there was a fantastic mom-and-pop butcher shop that made all of its own cold cuts and stuff. It was run by a Polish family who went a few generations back in the business, and the stuff they made was unbelievable. The owner died sometime in the '80s, and his wife didn't want to keep the place open ... and transferring ownership would have meant that all kinds of regulations they'd been grandfathered on would have suddenly kicked in ... so it closed. I have not had a truly good sammich since then. I'm gonna go ahead and say it - "Material Girl" By Madonna is a damn good song.bacon > sodomy > Saddam > light beer > Hitler > "Material Girl" Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Now that's just plain incorrect. Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn's dad Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 I like that bobbob has his own drummer and isn't afraid to admit it Link to post Share on other sites
viatroy Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 someone refresh my admittedly sucktastic memory -- Did M/M Elf name the twins Luke and Owen? Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 What do Thomas Jefferson and George Washington have in common? Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn's dad Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 neither one of them liked spiders (kidsmoke)? Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 What do Thomas Jefferson and George Washington have in common?They're both dead. Link to post Share on other sites
OOO Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Last names have 3 syllables Link to post Share on other sites
WITHIK Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 There faces are on bread? Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn's dad Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 There faces are on bread? They'd both have a better grasp of spelling and grammar than future viking? Link to post Share on other sites
WITHIK Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 They'd both have a better grasp of spelling and grammar than future viking?It is comments like those that encourage me to go ahead and get my English P.H.D. Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 What do Thomas Jefferson and George Washington have in common?They were both pioneers in helping to spread venereal diseases. Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn's dad Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 It is comments like those that encourage me to go ahead and get my English P.H.D. Ph.D Link to post Share on other sites
c53x12 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Didn't they both die on July 4? Link to post Share on other sites
WITHIK Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 They'd both have a better grasp of spelling and grammar than future viking?You're about as fun as my AA counselor. Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 I like that bobbob has his own drummer and isn't afraid to admit it Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Last night after of few beers. Talking about turning guys down who want to dance with you. Claudia swears this is a true story: Claudia: It was when I lived in Texas. I go to the same bar every Wednesday night for a couple of beers and a sammich. I go there for the music, but I never dance. There's this parapalegic guy there every week too. One night, the guy comes over and asks me to dance. I say, "No thanks." The dude says, "What are you prejudice??", and procedes to do a spin on his arm to show off his style and capabilities, and I'm saying, "Dude, you're in here every week, you know I never dance..." Me: Whoa...back up...he wasn't in a wheelchair? Claudia: Nope. He continued to berate me for being prejudiced and doing breakdance spins on his arms. Me: Claudia: Yeah, I figured he picked on me becuse I was short. Time for on more float around the lake. Hope you kids are having a stellar afternoon. Link to post Share on other sites
viatroy Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Your search - breakdancing paraplegics - did not match any documents. Link to post Share on other sites
Gobias Industries Posted July 24, 2006 Share Posted July 24, 2006 Didn't they both die on July 4? That's Jefferson and Adams (If I remember correctly, of 1803 or somewhere around that). Not Jefferson and Washington. Link to post Share on other sites
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