mpolak21 Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 "On the run from Johnny Law, ain't no trip to Cleveland." Man in Line: Now, Marshall McLuhan--Alvy Singer: You don't know anything about Marshall McLuhan's work--Man in Line: Really? Really? I happen to teach a class at Columbia called TV, Media and Culture, so I think that my insights into Mr. McLuhan, well, have a great deal of validity.Alvy Singer: Oh, do you?Man in Line: Yeah.Alvy Singer: Oh, that's funny, because I happen to have Mr. McLuhan right here. Come over here for a second?Man in Line: Oh--Alvy Singer: Tell him.Marshall McLuhan: -- I heard, I heard what you were saying. You, you know nothing of my work. How you ever got to teach a course in anything is totally amazing.Alvy Singer: Boy, if life were only like this. Marty Augustine: What's that?Philip Marlowe: A picture of James Madison. --Mike Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 YES!! Probably one of my favorite conversations from a movie of all time. Jacked from Wikiquote... Vincent: You know what the funniest thing about Europe is? Jules: What? Vincent: It's the little differences. I mean, they got the same shit over there that they got here, but it's just Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yermom Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Marcus Vindictus: What bait must I use to catch your love? I am your servant.Empress Nympho: Ah, but the servant waits, while the master baits.Madeline Kahn is sofa king cool. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Beltmann Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 "Well, then, I just hate you... and I hate your ASS FACE!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
WilcoOfTheDay Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sly like a Foxwell Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 i could burn this place down Quote Link to post Share on other sites
aricandover Posted April 3, 2008 Share Posted April 3, 2008 Every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet Papa Crimbo Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Whenever Mrs. Kissel breaks wind, we beat the dog. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
anthony Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Hey! That kangaroo just stole my ball! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
aricandover Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you? Neal: Yes. Car Rental Agent: How may I help you? Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat! Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me. Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW! Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement? Neal: I threw it away. Car Rental Agent: Oh boy. Neal: Oh boy, what? Car Rental Agent: You're fucked! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kidsmoke Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Car Rental Agent: [cheerfully] Welcome to Marathon, may I help you? Neal: Yes. Car Rental Agent: How may I help you? Neal: You can start by wiping that fucking dumb-ass smile off your rosey, fucking, cheeks! Then you can give me a fucking automobile: a fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick! Four fucking wheels and a seat! Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me. Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile in my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW! Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement? Neal: I threw it away. Car Rental Agent: Oh boy. Neal: Oh boy, what? Car Rental Agent: You're fucked! One of my favorite scenes, in one of my favorite movies. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 I hate the last line of that - her saying "you're fucked" deflates his whole rant, and we're on his side, so it sucks! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
renic Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 "Well, most recently, there's room 309, there's this scary Mexican gangster dude poking his finger in my chest. There's his hooligan kids snapping their fingers at me. There's a putrid, rotting corpse of a dead whore stuck in the springs of the bed. There's rooms blazing afire. There's a big fat needle from God knows where, stuck in my leg, infecting me with God knows what. And finally there's me, walking out the door, right fucking now. Buenas noches. " Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Good Old Neon Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 "This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff." - Carl Spackler, Caddyshack "So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice." - Carl Spackler, Caddyshack Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PopTodd Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 "We've got both kinds of music: Country AND Western." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yermom Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us... In the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Heartbreak Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 "Always remember that wherever you go, there you are." - Buckaroo Bonzai "A man's got to know his limitations." - Harry Callahan "Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to dogshit. It can be scraped up with a shovel off the ground. It can dry up and blow away in the wind. Or it can be stepped on and squashed. So take my advice and be careful where the dog shits ya!" - Harry Callahan "When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross." - Harry Callahan "You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives, and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use them as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said 'thank you,' and went on your way." - Col. Nathan Jessup "I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me." - Frank Costello Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JerseyMike Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 "Hey ma, fuck yo mama" - from Vacation"Man, we ain't found shit"- Spaceballs"Can we dance with yo' dates?" -Animal House Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Kilgore: How're you feeling, Jimmy? Door Gunner: Like a mean motherfucker, sir! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 "Uh, senator -- you can have my answer now if you like. My offer is this -- nothing. Not even the fee for the gaming license, which I would appreciate if you would put up personally." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted April 4, 2008 Share Posted April 4, 2008 Private Eightball: Personally, I think, uh... they don't really want to be involved in this war. You know, I mean... they sort of took away our freedom and gave it to the, to the gookers, you know. But they don't want it. They'd rather be alive than free, I guess. Poor dumb bastards. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tongue-tied lightning Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 from Dog Day AfternoonSonny chants "Attica" Cool Hand Luke, "What we've got here is a failure to communicate." Stripes, The name's Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis, and I'll kill you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightOfJoy Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change? Kelly's Heroes?? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PopTodd Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 "I believe what we have here is... failure... to communicate" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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