dondoboy Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 "We Didn't Start the Fire" Somebody should have burned his piano for that one Quote Link to post Share on other sites
IATTBYB Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Macca's Christmas song ("Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime") has to be on this list. Thank god the holiday season is over and I won't have to hear this turd for another 11 months. Unfortunately, then I will have to hear it endlessly for the next holiday season. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hardwood floor Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 with apologies to the Doors, I still have to go with "What's Going On" by 4 Non Blondes "i said a-HEY-YEAH-YEAH-YEAH "a HEY-YEAH-YAY-YAY "i said-a HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?" what's going on? you can't fucking sing, you piece of shit Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dondoboy Posted January 3, 2009 Author Share Posted January 3, 2009 with apologies to the Doors, I still have to go with "What's Going On" by 4 Non Blondes "i said a-HEY-YEAH-YEAH-YEAH "a HEY-YEAH-YAY-YAY "i said-a HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?" what's going on? you can't fucking sing, you piece of shitDon't worry, someone'll go for Jim and the boys. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MattZ Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 I'll add my traditional entry to these lists that pop up here every once in awhile: that horrible song "what if god was one of us, just a slob like one of us." I have no idea who sings it, and this is probably best for everyone involved. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lamradio Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 with apologies to the Doors, I still have to go with "What's Going On" by 4 Non Blondes "i said a-HEY-YEAH-YEAH-YEAH "a HEY-YEAH-YAY-YAY "i said-a HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?" what's going on? you can't fucking sing, you piece of shit Hey that song was a hit.. Made a lot of money. Some of the dumbest songs with the dumbest choruses are catchy enough to be hits. And no, I'm not Linda Perry. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yermom Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 "Teenie weenie shriveled little...." ugh, shut up. And Rrrrrrico... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Littlebear Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Any song by Queen. (am I biaised?) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 with apologies to the Doors, I still have to go with "What's Going On" by 4 Non Blondes "i said a-HEY-YEAH-YEAH-YEAH "a HEY-YEAH-YAY-YAY "i said-a HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?" what's going on? you can't fucking sing, you piece of shitThis may very well be my choice too, though I have to think for a bit. I fucking HATE that song. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dondoboy Posted January 3, 2009 Author Share Posted January 3, 2009 Any song by Queen. (am I biaised?)Houston, we have a problem. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hardwood floor Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 I'll add my traditional entry to these lists that pop up here every once in awhile: that horrible song "what if god was one of us, just a slob like one of us." I have no idea who sings it, and this is probably best for everyone involved. written i believe by Eric Bazilian of the Hooters not sure who sang it but it does indeed suck massively Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moss Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 I agree with everything so far except maybe the Macca Christmas song which I find festive. Does a horrible version of a great song count? Knockin on heavens door by Guns and Roses is unbearable to me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Scalzunfield Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 I'll cast a vote for any song that begins "Uno dos tres catorce!" in addition to the previously mentioned McCartney X-mas song. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mountain bed Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Now here's a thread a guy can really sink his teeth into! The mind boggles at the possibilities...I don't know where to begin. The first thing that pops into my head is "Tell Laura I Love Her" - I don't recall who sang this steaming pile of shite but as Matt said earlier, it's probably best that I don't. More to follow.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
chanman1128 Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Love Shack. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Love Shack.That's just crazy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yermom Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 That is crazy. "Love Shack" is a perfectly acceptable song. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hardwood floor Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 "Smooth Operator" by Shar-Day ... oh, excuse me ... Sade ... has to be in the top 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
remphish1 Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Anything by Celine Dion, Mariah Carey or Whitney Houston should make the list! We Didn't Start the Fire has interesting lyrics as it is in Chronological order. I think its a decent song in that aspect! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hardwood floor Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 Anything by Celine Dion, Mariah Carey or Whitney Houston should make the list! you know the rules ... you can't say "anything by" so and so ... gotta name the song! We Didn't Start the Fire has interesting lyrics as it is in Chronological order. I think its a decent song in that aspect! i would say We Didn't Start the Fire is one of the 20 worst songs ever two others came to mind "You Had a Bad Day," which I think is by Daniel Powter and "You're Beautiful," by James Blunt both suck beyond comprehension Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 I'll millionth the emotion on that 4 Non Blondes "song." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 I'll add my traditional entry to these lists that pop up here every once in awhile: that horrible song "what if god was one of us, just a slob like one of us." I have no idea who sings it, and this is probably best for everyone involved.The name you're suppressing is Joan Osborne. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TCP Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 How about My Humps, My Lovely Lady Lumps, Check It Out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
hardwood floor Posted January 3, 2009 Share Posted January 3, 2009 How about My Humps, My Lovely Lady Lumps, Check It Out. not familiar with this piece of work, but i will say that one of my rules of these such lists is that the worst songs are the ones that try to be great and fall horribly short, and that novelty songs or just songs that understand they're bad really can't be as terrible as something like "You're Beautiful," which is so overwrought and self-serious that it makes you want to vomit up large chunks of sputum Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dondoboy Posted January 3, 2009 Author Share Posted January 3, 2009 not familiar with this piece of work, but i will say that one of my rules of these such lists is that the worst songs are the ones that try to be great and fall horribly short, and that novelty songs or just songs that understand they're bad really can't be as terrible as something like "You're Beautiful," which is so overwrought and self-serious that it makes you want to vomit up large chunks of sputumAgreed. Novelty songs are just kind of silly and annoying. "You're Beautiful" makes me angry its so bad. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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