Albert Tatlock

This isn't goodbye, just au revoir.

Winter drawers on.

Jesus Christ! All the way from 1967. How that pitchfork list missed this out I'll never know. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPSVUH1lhjk

Bus stop, wet day, she's there, I say, "Please share my umbrella" Bus stop, bus goes, she stays, love grows under my umbrella All that summer we enjoyed it, wind and rain and shine. That umbrella we employed it. By August, she was mine

Lycra Hell The Stain Says Hot (The Cloth Says Not) Deckchair Mishap Educated Left Foot Slalom Wipeout My Wounded Bride Heading For Offal Intermittent Showers The Komissars My Dad Was In The Stasi Devoutly Agnostic I Remain Sceptical The Iconoclasts Neil and the Seeds of Destruction After Hours Romance

Anyway, how old is 5th grade?

You can get a faster train to Brussels (EuroStar - same as for the Paris route) and maybe travel on from there? Is that any better? EasyJet run planes from Stanstead to Amsterdam I believe, and Stanstead would be easier to get to from Milton Keynes that having to go to Heathrow. What with the extra security checks lately that could add an hour onto your plane journey since you would have to arrive earlier. The only time I was in Holland we were driving around for a long weekend after flying to Eindhoven (also from Stanstead with RyanAir), so only had a day in Amsterdam. Never really went to

Err.. if it really bothers you I can make a change. It's just a bit of therapy for any musical elitists. A complete lack of embarasement is quite liberating, and some have a certain nostalgia value. As has sometimes been discussed, for the older people here when AM radio ruled (probably even more so in the UK where there was only 1 national 'pop' station for years and years), we all shared a common musical landscape, good and bad. (And some are so bad they're good - at least now that some time has passed) That's the weirdest looking yak I've seen yet.

That's too deep for me. How about "I lost my heart to a Starship Trooper" youtube.com/watch?v=obZszOco-m8

That's right Sister! Charlatans and blasphemers of the way of Jeff - repent! You still have time to reject this foul heresy of delusion and sin! Return to the way of Geoff! This is the true path of righteousness and redemption! Let the scales fall from your eyes and see through this sham! Make your grotto a place of true gladness not false faith! Caste off you sin along with your clothes. Come frolic with me and my congregation at the church of Geoff! ________________________________________________________________________________ Grotto admittance $15 with this coupon. Church of Geoff one off

This speaks to me ... Gourmet Slug Treat An Absence of Morris Taking the Michael The Singer Not The Thong The Seal Clubbers Timid Squid

Well you all seem to have heard it, but anyway:-

One of these verses nearly made the title, with the subtle twist being that I actually love this song:- My papa was a great old man, I can see him with a shovel in his hand See, education he never had, But he did wonders when the times got bad Two days later papa passed away, I became a man that day So I told mama I was gonna quit school, But she said that was daddy's strictest rule So every morning 'fore I went to school I fed the chickens and I chopped wood too Sometimes I felt that I couldn't go on I wanted to leave and run away from home But I always remembered what my daddy sa

To celebrate, I'm playing 'Jef' by Jacques Brel, because there's only one 'f' in Jeff! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POGegLVKjdQ Chin chin

Just goes to show - city kids today In VW back in the day that bus shelter would have been given such a good seeing to that it would have ended up in the creek I'm sure.

Actually .... Both came up when I searched on 'Benny from Crossroads' just now

The Lost Spanners Lizard Boudoir Benny From Crossroads The Turnipheads The Unbearable Lightness of Bejing Dripping Kebab

Randy Hollar "Cowboy Singer & yodeller extraordinaire" "There's a love knot in my lariat..." (He is a real person with a web site)

New Order - Power, Corruption, and Lies

Rumpelstiltskin?

Talk about stating the bleeding obvious!

I've heard of making the dead 'rise' again, but this is ridiculous

Did she smell of trufles? And as far as the original picture goes - you don't get many of them to the pound.

I'm comin' home, I've done my time Now I've got to know what is and isn't mine Twice on the pipe?