bjorn_skurj

Do make sure they have their guns when they're all up in the club, please.

Yeah. I kind of liked the plain block lettering of the mid-1980s road jerseys.

Gang of Plutocrats?

The Mets have a Putz now.

Do you think Rove had anything to do with the "Team America" movie?

Yeah. They made another GD Rambo movie, for the love of Allah, and they had him fight the Burmese. WTF?

Just gimme some truth. All I want is the truth.

Hopefully, it will be Fernando Martinez time soon.

Two things I have to say: I finally know how that dude's name is pronounced, and I am glad Eliot Spitzer is no longer The Stupidest Governor in America.

Look, man, I know it is not in your interest to see the Mets succeed, but saying we don't need a closer seems absurd on its face. So why don't you start with the sabermetrics to prove the Amazins really need a power-hitting left-handed first baseman who fields like he is Boris Karloff in "The Mummy"?

Wonder what the market for Wite-Out is like today? Maybe those Monkees will have to reunite after all.

"Monday" or "Can't Stand It."

Not as funny as they would have looked at you if you had a Knicks McDyess jersey. That guy was the biggest shitbomb in recent N.Y. sports history, beating out Mo Vaughn by a doink.

Yeah. We need a closer, and that's what K-Rod is. A better option than Hoffman or Wood, I would suppose, but you never know until the spaghetti hits the water.

I am willing to have an open mind about it.

Those red tops Boston had were not that great looking, but better than those hideous Pirates ones. Not really a fan of solid red for baseball uniforms.

For fuck's sake. THIS is what Jimmy Kimmel uses his talk show for? What a stupid piece of shit.

It will probably be in order of getting on CNN. Maybe we need something like this. Would make a good TV movie, anyway. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bonus_army

Fuck that dude, then.

The guy Cuomo wrote me about? Yes, he should, as should any CEO of any company which is now on the public teat.

Best wishes on your special day!

If more people were honest about paying for video games, maybe the Big 3 wouldn't need that bailout that's put the sand in your vagina.

Obama is on the workers' side.

I got CC'd on that letter.

Somebody is getting worker's comp.