embiggen Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 I really hate Bob Seger. just thought I'd say it here rather than mucking up the other thread. Link to post Share on other sites
jenbobblehead Posted September 8, 2006 Author Share Posted September 8, 2006 carlos said: no way.way. Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 what's the record for number of pages of a RTT? Link to post Share on other sites
jenbobblehead Posted September 8, 2006 Author Share Posted September 8, 2006 50,000 Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 whatdisay said: what's the record for number of pages of a RTT? 200 or something. Tweedy's Gurl let her ego get in the way of what was best for the RTT. Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 oh my gosh, oh my gosh. Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 oh my gosh X100 Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 bobbob1313 said: 200 or something. Tweedy's Gurl let her ego get in the way of what was best for the RTT. story please? Link to post Share on other sites
jhc Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 whatdisay said: story please? any story? OK Cheddar Cheese Wendy Boulding Tepid blood is drizzling down and flowing toward the palm of my hand. Like my quest for intense passion, I fiercely clutch the handle of a white paring knife and I realize for the first time where my loyalties lie.I would never bleed for anyone. My childhood bed had once been as soft as a cloud of baby powder. Tonight I felt how the endlessness of disappointment had turned it into a slab of stone. A man I barely know is sleeping on it now. His hungry whispers evoked my savage touches. At first I scraped at the shield that protects his heart as I moaned while fire jetted through my arched back. Then I dug my fingernails into his chiseled muscles wanting to steal any love his soul may be concealing. I discovered quickly that was nothing there for me to take. And now I stand barefoot in my kitchen, a room constructed of stainless steel logic. I find solace in the orange rectangle of cheddar cheese standing at attention in front of me. The chill from the refrigerated brick lingers upward and cools my chin. I can see the gentle curves of the solid mass I count on to make me feel better. The pieces I had cut before the knife sliced my finger are obediently waiting to please my salivating mouth. Heavy with comfort and memories, I know the cheddar cheese will bring me the rapture I am yearning for. I would never bleed for anyone, but I would for cheddar cheese. Link to post Share on other sites
jenbobblehead Posted September 8, 2006 Author Share Posted September 8, 2006 i call bullshit. real cheddar cheese is not orange. Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 jhc said: rectangle of cheddar cheese standing at attention in front of me. that I'd like to see. My cheese always slouches... Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 I don't which is more awesome... THIS or both work safe, unless your employer doesn't allow you took at things that kick ass. Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 i think the answer you seek is obvious, young jedi Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 I have found that when I drink, I speak like a gentleman and use words like "Tomfoolery", "Chicanery", and "hoodwinked". It amuses me. Link to post Share on other sites
plasticeyeball Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 your drunk now aren't ya. and edie, Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 plasticeyeball said: your drunk now aren't ya.and edie, No. I'm conserving my reserves for a better time. Link to post Share on other sites
plasticeyeball Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 it was the tone of how you said "It amuses me" that made me think the worst. i, on the other hand am home alone for an hour, so Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 plasticeyeball said: it was the tone of how you said "It amuses me" that made me think the worst. i, on the other hand am home alone for an hour, so cheers! *pops open first in a series* Link to post Share on other sites
greg Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Edie said: Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Kinsley Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 EL EL COOL F said: I don't which is more awesome... THIS or both work safe, unless your employer doesn't allow you took at things that kick ass.#2 in a landslide. Don't be reee-deeeeeec-ulous. Link to post Share on other sites
rwrkb Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 evening all Link to post Share on other sites
deepseacatfish Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 rwrkb said: evening all Link to post Share on other sites
rwrkb Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 what's everybody got going tonight? Link to post Share on other sites
Reni Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 baseball and $5 pizza.....yay weekend!! It feels so weird not posting on VC during the day anymore......now, I actually have to work. Link to post Share on other sites
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