caliber66 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 $.54 a mile. That can't possibly be the government rate, and I'll answer the questions, thanks. What is this the Ask Ction Thread LOL Okay, Perm. "Cash, grass or ass - Nobody rides for free." Something like that. Not a question. For this you couldn't start a new thread? Yep. You just moved to #1 in Laughs of the Day, 9/19/06. Not ?. Dear Caliber, Why does Analogman have issues? Sincerely, N I was not aware that Analogman had any children, so I can't speak to the why, except in general terms, and I really think you'd be better off sitting in on a middle school health class for that. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Dear Ben - If I had a story to tell, is VC a proper forum? It's a real good one. Link to post Share on other sites
fickerson Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 dear caliber, i have a kickball game tonight, but i feel like crap and it's cold outside (and supposed to rain). i don't want to get more sick, but i don't want to let down my team (we could get disqualified if i don't play). what should i do? love, me Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Dear Ben - If I had a story to tell, is VC a proper forum? It's a real good one. Yes. Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Dear Ben - If I had a story to tell, is VC a proper forum? It's a real good one. By all means, but make sure you start a new thread for it. Maybe two. dear caliber, i have a kickball game tonight, but i feel like crap and it's cold outside (and supposed to rain). i don't want to get more sick, but i don't want to let down my team (we could get disqualified if i don't play). what should i do? love, me Nothing would make me happier than to tell you that you can just blow off your kickball game, but you made a commitment, and now you have to fulfill your obligations. Nothing is more important than your word, when you really get down to it. You want people to be able to count on you, don't you? Yeah, sure, it's "just" kickball, but if you start here, where does it end? You don't want to start down that slippery slope, let me tell you. Seriously. Or you could try to bribe your way out of playing with some of that home-cooked dinner you've got coming your way. Yes. What is this the Ask Bobbob1313 Thread LOL Link to post Share on other sites
fickerson Posted September 19, 2006 Share Posted September 19, 2006 Nothing would make me happier than to tell you that you can just blow off your kickball game, but you made a commitment, and now you have to fulfill your obligations. Nothing is more important than your word, when you really get down to it. You want people to be able to count on you, don't you? Yeah, sure, it's "just" kickball, but if you start here, where does it end? You don't want to start down that slippery slope, let me tell you. Seriously. I had just drafted a long, well thought out response when I got the call that the game has been canceled. booyah. Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I had just drafted a long, well thought out response when I got the call that the game has been canceled. booyah. That is not a question, but at least now you don't have to move to [i would say "Iowa" here, but that's where you're from, so it wouldn't work] Manitoba and change your name to Frozenchickenankle Bickerson. Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Caliber, why are you so grumpy? Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Caliber, why are you so grumpy? I'm not grumpy, and if you continue to suggest I am, we're gonna have words. Got it? Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I'm not grumpy, and if you continue to suggest I am, we're gonna have words. Got it? Ok, Aman. Link to post Share on other sites
OOO Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Caliber - Do you think Ringo looks a little bit like Chuck Norris in your avatar, and to that end, does Chuck ever play bass? -OTM Link to post Share on other sites
oceanman Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 (edited) Dear Caliber, 1.]Why is it that I've been on VC for about 2 and a half years now,and I feel like nobody really likes me? 2.]Why is it that certain persons who have recently joined VC act like their the shit around here? 3.]Not that I care what these invisible people think about me,but what can I do to let people know..........well,I care about you,and I have feelings also? Edited September 20, 2006 by oceanman Link to post Share on other sites
fickerson Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 That is not a question, but at least now you don't have to move to [i would say "Iowa" here, but that's where you're from, so it wouldn't work] Manitoba and change your name to Frozenchickenankle Bickerson. hahahah awesome. Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Caliber - Do you think Ringo looks a little bit like Chuck Norris in your avatar, and to that end, does Chuck ever play bass?...and a follow-up question: Does Ringo play a roundhouse-kick drum? Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Caliber - Do you think Ringo looks a little bit like Chuck Norris in your avatar, and to that end, does Chuck ever play bass? -OTM I think he look more like Kris Kristofferson, or perhaps James Brolin in The Amityville Horror. Chuck does play a little bass, but not in the conventional way - he simply stares at the instrument and the strings vibrate in fear. He's pretty rockin. Dear Caliber, 1.]Why is it that I've been on VC for about 2 and a half years now,and I feel like nobody really likes me? 2.]Why is it that certain persons who have recently joined VC act like their the shit around here? 3.]Not that I care what these invisible people think about me,but what can I do to let people know..........well,I care about you,and I have feelings also? 1.]I don't know why you've been at VC for 2 and a half years now,if you feel like nobody really likes you.Perhaps you are just some kind of masochist. 2.]You'll have to be more specific about who thinks their the shit. 3.]I think Yahoo does e-cards. hahahah awesome. Thanks. ...and a follow-up question: Does Ringo play a roundhouse-kick drum? Yes - he employed it to great effect on "Why Don't We Just Do It in the Road." Ok, Aman. I think you're confused. I'm caliber. Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Dear Cber I've been invited to join two facebook groups, one pro-soggy cereal, and one pro-crunchy. What do I do? Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Dear Cber I've been invited to join two facebook groups, one pro-soggy cereal, and one pro-crunchy. What do I do? Shoot the hostage. Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 I was not aware that Analogman had any children, so I can't speak to the why, except in general terms, and I really think you'd be better off sitting in on a middle school health class for that. Isn't the plural of "issue" "issue"--in the context to which you just made reference? Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 dear calispell, is it 'BAFFONERY' or BAFFOONERY'? signed, spelling challenged Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Dear caliber - Who do you think won at Golden Tee today - me or Wookies? Your pal,ction Link to post Share on other sites
wheelco Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Isn't the plural of "issue" "issue"--in the context to which you just made reference?as in "In my will I give my mansion und a yacht to my children and their issue" Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Isn't the plural of "issue" "issue"--in the context to which you just made reference? You are a worthy adversary. Well done. dear calispell, is it 'BAFFONERY' or BAFFOONERY'? signed, spelling challenged "B-U-F-F-O-O-N-E-R-Y" Dear caliber - Who do you think won at Golden Tee today - me or Wookies? Your pal,ction You played Silver Strike, didn't you? Link to post Share on other sites
jenbobblehead Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 dear caliber, what happens when the one who answers questions asks one himself? Does it create a rift in the universe or what? Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 dear caliber, what happens when the one who answers questions asks one himself? Does it create a rift in the universe or what? That was more of an "Aha, I caught you trying to pull a fast one, but I'm smarter than that" rhetorical-type question than an actual interrogative. As far as I know, business carries on as usual in any case. Link to post Share on other sites
JUDE Posted September 20, 2006 Author Share Posted September 20, 2006 Caliber, Hypothetically speaking of course; say a person is their car at a crosswalk waiting for some pedestrians to cross, the light is green for the person to advance, and some hoe-bag in a beat up old Ford Explorer lays on her horn displaying her displeasure at being held up. Is it wrong that this persons first impulse is to jump out of their car, walk back to the SUV and smash this person in the face multiple times until blood spurts from their nose like a scene from Kill Bill Part 1? Link to post Share on other sites
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