caliber66 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Caliber, Hypothetically speaking of course; say a person is their car at a crosswalk waiting for some pedestrians to cross, the light is green for the person to advance, and some hoe-bag in a beat up old Ford Explorer lays on her horn displaying her displeasure at being held up. Is it wrong that this persons first impulse is to jump out of their car, walk back to the SUV and smash this person in the face multiple times until blood spurts from their nose like a scene from Kill Bill Part 1? There is not a jury on earth that would convict you. Link to post Share on other sites
Edie Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Dear Caliben -- Is Bush really The devil? Just wondering. TIA Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 Can you name 3 insults worse than douchebag (and nothing specific to a certain group)? Link to post Share on other sites
wheelco Posted September 20, 2006 Share Posted September 20, 2006 "dickwad" GO!!! Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Dear Caliben -- Is Bush really The devil? Just wondering. TIA No. Can you name 3 insults worse than douchebag (and nothing specific to a certain group)? Yes. "dickwad" GO!!! Nice one, caliber. Link to post Share on other sites
wheelco Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 No.Yes.Nice one, caliber. I guess not even an assist there? Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Link to post Share on other sites
wheelco Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 watch where you step, brother Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Is it wrong to make fun of my roommate if he can't tell I'm doing it? Link to post Share on other sites
JUDE Posted September 21, 2006 Author Share Posted September 21, 2006 Dear Caliber, When did Tom Selleck become the spokesperson for Red Baron Pizza? Did I miss the memo? thanks, JUDE Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Is it wrong to make fun of my roommate if he can't tell I'm doing it? It is imperative that you make fun of your roommate if he can't tell you're doing it. Dear Caliber, When did Tom Selleck become the spokesperson for Red Baron Pizza? Did I miss the memo? thanks, JUDE From the Red Baron website: Red Baron Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 In 1976, The Schwan Food Company, helped to change the frozen pizza industryDear caliber, Why do people put commas where they don't belong (see above)? Do they think people really talk like that? Is this why you're so damn grumpy? Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Dear caliber, Why do people put commas where they don't belong (see above)? Do they think people really talk like that? Is this why you're so damn grumpy? Believe me, if I knew what compelled people to so badly butcher English grammar, I'd be doing more to put a stop to it. Simple ignorance, I'm sure. I'm not nearly as grumpy as everyone seems to think. In fact, I closed a recent communique to some people with whom I'm acquainted with the following: "Hey, everybody have a groovy week and go find a bunny to hug, okay?" Grumpy? Nah. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Dear The Fall Guy The homemade hefeweizen from my friends gave me the shits. Do I tell them this? Love, Matt Houston Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Dear The Fall Guy The homemade hefeweizen from my friends gave me the shits. Do I tell them this? Love, Matt Houston I would say you should, unless you're not certain your intestinal issues (heh) were a result of your drinking the hefe. They probably just need to clean out their system (heh again) and make sure there's no bacteria in the lines. Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted September 21, 2006 Share Posted September 21, 2006 Thanks. Link to post Share on other sites
ms. yvon Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 from the peanut gallery: i once got terrible food poisoning from an unfiltered wheat beer. tres lame. Link to post Share on other sites
jenbobblehead Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 dear caliberwhy did no one post here today? Was the thought of butt pee from homemade beer enough to scare them all away? Link to post Share on other sites
plasticeyeball Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 dear caliber, why do i keep nodding off at my desk? ps: sorry, i don't use caps! Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 dear caliberwhy did no one post here today? Was the thought of butt pee from homemade beer enough to scare them all away? I think the thread has run its course. Plus Jude-y Blume used some insane abbreviation for "awesome" in the thread title, so people probably didn't know what the thread was about. dear caliber, why do i keep nodding off at my desk? ps: sorry, i don't use caps! Sorry to say, but it's probably Lou Gehrig's Disease. Link to post Share on other sites
jenbobblehead Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 dear caliberare you wondering who washed that roasting pan that has been sitting in the sink all week? hint: it wasn't the cats. Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 dear caliberare you wondering who washed that roasting pan that has been sitting in the sink all week?hint: it wasn't the cats. Was it cahtzee? It was cahtzee, wasn't it? Link to post Share on other sites
Gobias Industries Posted September 22, 2006 Share Posted September 22, 2006 C-Unit: Why does taking the limit of x^3 - 6x^2 + 17x - 89 suck really, really bad? Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 caliber, you seem to have the wisdom of Solomon. Here's my question: If I eat sushi for dinner, does it ameliorate the fact that I plan to eat a hot chocolate chip cookie and ice cream for dessert? Link to post Share on other sites
ms. yvon Posted September 23, 2006 Share Posted September 23, 2006 if by ameliorate you mean "raise to a new level of tastiness." (psst. sushi isn't low in fat or anything). i recommend sake. cold, country sake. oh, yes. Link to post Share on other sites
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