Sir Stewart Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Huh, my hip-hop name is Creamy P. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs. Peel Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Best/Worst band name ever: Anal Cunt That one's always the first name that comes to mind, followed quickly by Violent Anal Death. Best: The Fabulous Hey Mar Mar Brothers They sent us a demo and some stickers when we had a DIY record label. The demo went in the circular file but the sticker is on our "CBGB Replica Bathroom" wall. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
quarter23cd Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Huh, my hip-hop name is Creamy P.We should totally make a record together. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mrs. Peel Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 The very best name I've ever heard has been floating around CT for years and years but no one ever used it because half a dozen people claim to have come up with it, so no one ever wanted to "steal" it from somebody else. Drumroll...... A ska band called Best Boy Grip And The Gaffers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MrRain422 Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Colostomy Grab-bag Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Kinsley Posted August 17, 2007 Author Share Posted August 17, 2007 We should totally make a record together. Creamy P and Burning P featuring the Penicillins Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 We should totally make a record together. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mountain bed Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Never heard of this band, but I like the idea.I used to have a friend who absolutely loathed John Mellencamp, and his distaste was fueled even more by Mellencamp's periodic "name changes" (from John Cougar to John Cougar Mellencamp to John Mellencamp, for those of you who weren't around then). Anyway, he always referred to him as "John Loser Menstrual Cramp." That's good stuff. We refer to him here as J.C. Melonhead. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
a.miller Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Good Ones:The BandThe Beatles -- Seeing "beetles" spelled almost looks incorrect nowThree Dog NightWeezerLed ZeppelinThe WhoMy Morning JacketCreedence Clearwater RevivalFoo FightersThe Mars Volta Bad Ones -- that aren't obvious, like "Anal Cunt", which is ridiculousU2SpoonYeah, yeah, yeahsGnarls Barkley -- Maybe I'll name a band Larry Tird... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Smith Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Bad: When People Were Shorter and Lived near the Water Good: X Quote Link to post Share on other sites
rags Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Amazing and ridiculous: The Butthole Surfers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Heartbreak Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 That's good stuff. We refer to him here as J.C. Melonhead.Heh heh ...I always thought Kajagoogoo was a really crappy name for a band.Are there any bands out there named Turd Blossom? That would be a pretty bad one ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 I don't like the name matt pond PA And I agree with the caller who said a number in a band's name is an instant deal breaker. Except U2. And probably some others. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Doug Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 Yeastie GirlzHarry Pussy Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mfwahl Posted August 17, 2007 Share Posted August 17, 2007 My friend was in a band called Anal Pudding. Good band name: Dr. Teeth & The Electric Mayhem. Animal is still one of my favorite drummers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LouieB Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 As long as we are at it...Revolting Cocks and Ass Ponies. LouieB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
yermom Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 While half-watching a documentary about Wesley Willis, I have observed a band calling themselves "Vaginal Croutons." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Katie3 Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Throbbing GristleI'm so glad they didn't go unmentioned. The Band.I have always loved this! Let's see... Barry Jive and his Uptown Five, or Kathleen Turner Overdrive! And, there's a local band around here called Acid Rainbow. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
thermocaster Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Good: Godspeed You Black Emperor! Bad: ...And You Will Know Us By The Trail of Dead Good: Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings Bad: Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits It's really a fine line. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mfwahl Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 My friend came up with this but it's never been used: Skeletor's Anal Bead Quote Link to post Share on other sites
sharkycharming Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Good: Guided By Voices Bad: Blonde Redhead Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted August 19, 2007 Share Posted August 19, 2007 Not good names: The TheDexy's Midnight RunnersClap Your Hands Say YeahDance Hall CrashersBlind MelonThe JamKansasBostonChicagoCreamScissor SistersJourney Decent enough names: The White StripesMoby GrapeDel the Funky HomosapienThe ClashWidespread PanicSantana Very good names: The Meat PuppetsSonic YouthSocial DistortionThe Grateful DeadThe Flaming Lips Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Jerrygarciaparra Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 When Rocky Beat the RussianLet's Get Out of this Terrible Sandwich ShopWe All Have Hooks for Hands But the worst has even one upp'ed Anal Cunt : I give you Prosthetic Cunt They also win the worst album title award for "Fucking Your Sister With a Frozen Vomit Fuck Stick" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mfwahl Posted August 20, 2007 Share Posted August 20, 2007 When Rocky Beat the RussianLet's Get Out of this Terrible Sandwich ShopWe All Have Hooks for Hands But the worst has even one upp'ed Anal Cunt : I give you Prosthetic Cunt They also win the worst album title award for "Fucking Your Sister With a Frozen Vomit Fuck Stick"prosthetic cunt is kinda lame but that album title is beautiful. Beautiful rhythm to the line. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
brokendowntele Posted August 21, 2007 Share Posted August 21, 2007 Good thread How about Thee Monkey Butlers (and yes, it is "thee" not "the") Caca Jesus and any of those Jam band thingies that combine nature and vehicles of some kind, like " Old Tyme Mountain Train" or "Great Smokey Love Bus" Iron Smurf was a band that I was in back in high school, had some nice art work. XTC - great band horrible name. Ed Gein and the Gravediggers Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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