mountain bed Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 OH NO ! Is that....Evil Bjorn? (dum-da-dum-dum) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Dude. It's SkyGod. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 GOD: Arthur! Arthur, King of the Britons! Oh, don't grovel! [singing stops] One thing I can't stand, it's people groveling. ARTHUR: Sorry. [boom] GOD: And don't apologize. Every time I try to talk to someone it's 'sorry this' and 'forgive me that' and 'I'm not worthy'. [boom] What are you doing now?! ARTHUR: I'm averting my eyes, O Lord. GOD: Well, don't. It's like those miserable Psalms-- they're so depressing. Now, knock it off! ARTHUR: Yes, Lord. GOD: Right! Arthur, King of the Britons, your Knights of the Round Table shall have a task to make them an example in these dark times. ARTHUR: Good idea, O Lord! GOD: 'Course it's a good idea! Behold! [angels sing] Arthur, this is the Holy Grail. Look well, Arthur, for it is your sacred task to seek this grail. That is your purpose, Arthur: the quest for the Holy Grail. [boom] [singing stops] LAUNCELOT: A blessing! A blessing from the Lord! GALAHAD: God be praised! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 I love you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 OH NO ! Is that....Evil Bjorn? (dum-da-dum-dum)This is KIND of what evil bjorn looketh like: If you should see him, give him a pumpkin pie blizzard, and his evil will dissipate. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 I love you. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spawn's dad Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sky God Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Much better. Carry on, my wayward sons. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mountain bed Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Dude. It's SkyGod.My bad. I had always just assumed the SkyGod would have a female form. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bjorn_skurj Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 I think that would be more like EarthGoddess, who looks both like M. Chris and Janis Joplin. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
aricandover Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Dude. It's Skyflynn. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
M. (hristine Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 I came so close. Seriously. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
aricandover Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 ha! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mountain bed Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 I came so close. Seriously.Man, if someone could photoshop SkyKev's face onto the SkyGod pic that would be the most awesome thing in internet history. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dude Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 God is dead. - Nietzsche Whoa, back the frick off God, brospeh. God is Alive! like Gene Simmons. He's someone i have a very strong relationship with on par with that of my wife and children. i wouldn't stand for anybody saying they aren't as cool as Kiss, if you do I'd go after you with a karate chop to the neck, TP your house and put a bag of flaming poop on your doorstep and hide in the bushes while you stomp it out. - El Super Big Burrito Eater Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sky God Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Nietzsche is an asshat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Analogman Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 God is a concept,By which we can measure,Our pain,I'll say it again,God is a concept,By which we can measure,Our pain Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Synthesizer Patel Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 how much god is there in a grazed shin? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Analogman Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 how much god is there in a grazed shin? Did you bang it on your jam-jar and did it make you radio rental? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Synthesizer Patel Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 Did you bang it on your jam-jar and did it make you radio rental? nice cockney Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Analogman Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 I use to be able to speak it better - that was probably too much. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Synthesizer Patel Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 I use to be able to speak it better - that was probably too much. it was a little bit like you were trying too hard. but, good enough for a septic tank, non-the-less Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EL the Famous Posted October 17, 2007 Author Share Posted October 17, 2007 [quote name='Đ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Kinsley Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 nice cockney Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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