JUDE Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 I'd like to have sex with her. Then have a cigarette, then kick the shit out of her. You seem well adjusted, in a completely sociopath misogynistic way. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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El Picador Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 I would rather be Tom Brady than Tony Romo. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Wait, really. People aren't attracted to her? I mean, I know she's an idiot, and she's annoying. But that doesn't really matter, does it? Not in this case, anyways. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 She's definitely had her moments... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Kinsley Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 She Quote Link to post Share on other sites
a.miller Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 I would rather be Tom Brady than Tony Romo.Yes. I'd take Giselle over Jessica any day Quote Link to post Share on other sites
the_fliz1 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 She may be physically attractive but intelligence is way more alluring than anything she has to offer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 She may be physically attractive but intelligence is way more alluring than anything she has to offer.who you crappin? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
OOO Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 I'm going to agree with the esteemed gentleman from florida. Yes, she's a moron, and yes, i'd do her. Our judgements are clouded by still have libidos, I imagine. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tweedling Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 It's not an IQ test, people! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet Papa Crimbo Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 yeah, there is no way i would have a chance to do her in a million years. Fixed it for ya She may be physically attractive but intelligence is way more alluring than anything she has to offer. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Kinsley Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I would rather do Tom Brady than Tony Romo. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Yeah, she's hideous. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I think I see...a nipple! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Yeah, she's hideous.I don't know how to articulate this exactly, but what turns me off when I look at those pics is that she looks so unprecedentedly stupid that she would not even know how to enjoy sex. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 That pic of her heading into the pool with heels and a cell phone/ Blackberry is close to a nipple shot. Thanks, man. Or technically an areola shot , I suppose. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I think I see...a nipple!Did smelly girl forget to wear a bra today? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Kinsley Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 For me it isn't so much that I don't find her attractive, I'd just rather focus my attention elsewhere. And even if Mrs. Kinsley gave me a free pass, I still wouldn't have half a shot in hell at her. None of us here would. Let's face it folks, if you're posting on a rock band message board, you have extremely diminished chances for sex. Unless you're flying to Memphis for the weekend. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gobias Industries Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 No. I suppose intelligence has something to do with it (I mean, she has to remember the damn positions!), but there's just something that says no to me. This lady is (and hot too, I really have to say): here A bright spot on a dismal season. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mountain bed Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 For me it isn't so much that I don't find her attractive, I'd just rather focus my attention elsewhere. And even if Mrs. Kinsley gave me a free pass, I still wouldn't have half a shot in hell at her. None of us here would. Let's face it folks, if you're posting on a rock band message board, you have extremely diminished chances for sex. Unless you're flying to Memphis for the weekend.I should have copied your 'post of the day' award. Well done sir. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
squarewave Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I think she is textbook sexy in the heavily marketed Barbie-esque body/face. I stopped lusting after that aesthetic in Jr. High, but then again boy band stars and football players are still at that level of maturity when the topic is females. The younger sister has more personality, and that has it's merits... the plastic surgery was successful, but I am more of a fan of mother nature's work, than Doc Hollywood. Also, that younger Simpson needs to vow to never step foot in a studio or on stage ever again. As for what IS hot/cute/etc.I have historically been more attracted to slender brunettes, although I have never been known to discriminate on finding a special girl to fall for. Roman Holiday-era Audrey Hepburn sets the high water mark in my book.... Natalie Portman is probably the best example of today's classic beauties. It's a major bonus that each of the examples given are/were well educated and absolutely radiate class and grace. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Why is it that we as a society decided that finding the "barbie doll" aesthetic attractive is an unintelligent thing to do? Because, really, that is what it comes down to. Lots of people look down on people who are attracted to "idealized" beauty, as if it is somehow easier to think Jessica Simpson is attractive. Note the "jr. high" comment, above. Jessica Simpson is incredibly attractive, both for a "barbie doll" and for, like, a human being. I don't think she's the most attractive woman in the world (that title does to either Jessica Beil, Scarlett Johanson, or Marrissa Miller), but she's definitely attractive. And of course, I know it is a pointless discussion because none of us on this board will ever even meet any of them. But is it any more pointless than 90% of the stuff we talk about here? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Good Old Neon Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Why is it that we as a society decided that finding the "barbie doll" aesthetic attractive is an unintelligent thing to do? Because, really, that is what it comes down to. Lots of people look down on people who are attracted to "idealized" beauty, as if it is somehow easier to think Jessica Simpson is attractive. Note the "jr. high" comment, above. Jessica Simpson is incredibly attractive, both for a "barbie doll" and for, like, a human being. I don't think she's the most attractive woman in the world (that title does to either Jessica Beil, Scarlett Johanson, or Marrissa Miller), but she's definitely attractive. And of course, I know it is a pointless discussion because none of us on this board will ever even meet any of them. But is it any more pointless than 90% of the stuff we talk about here? Might I recommend The Beauty Myth by Naomi Wolf as a first step on your road towards a greater understanding? Which is not to say I am of the opinion that folks who are attracted to the Barbie doll-type are, in any way, less intelligent, but, I do feel your question is maybe a loaded one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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