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Did you ever hear the song Lawn Darts by Ed's Redeeming Qualities?

 

It was the third of July and the weather was fine

Ed brought the hot dogs, the croquet set was mine

But the red ball was missing and three mallets were bent

Ed suggested lawn darts so to K-Mart we went

 

We looked by the yard games, we looked by the grills

But we couldn't find lawn darts come high water or hills

We talked to the sales clerk and she started to cry

She said "They're off the shelves now," and she told us both why:

 

A kid was pegged in the head with a lawn dart

Her dad didn't see 'er, that's the worst part;

A kid was pegged in the head with a lawn dart

So they're now off the shelves at the K-Mart

 

Well we both felt so bad that we gave up the search

Ed went to bed, and I went to church

And now we never grill hot dogs, and we don't play yard games

Since we heard that sad story things just aren't the same

 

Pegged in the head with a lawn dart (lawn dart!)

Her dad didn't see 'er, that's the worst part;

Pegged in the head with a lawn dart

So they're now off the shelves at the K-Mart

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this episode of Crossfire

Yeah! Man I miss that show. I have one on tape from the '88 Republican Convention - Jim Morris (as Reagan) was the guest. Hilarious.

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the sequel is the undisputed champion of best video games ever made:

 

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WORD! I still have the original one that my step-brother and I somehow figured out how to clip the wire for sound to the speaker so that we could play until 2 in the morning in our room with everyone thinking that we were sound asleep. Still play it quite often.

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I am on my way to ToysRUs. :dancing

 

My kids have one, too!

And yeah, it's still the favorite game in the house... even after 6 months.

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