NoJ Posted May 2, 2014 Author Share Posted May 2, 2014 Have an ear worm today......Lydia Loveless's "More Like Them". She's such a sassy countrypunk! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 You should have a doctor look at that. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
calvino Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 An emerald ash borer could take care if it too - Wrath of Khan style...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Heartbreak Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Got our marriage license today. Sorry, ladies, I am officially off the market for real now. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Got our marriage license today. Sorry, ladies, I am officially off the market for real now.Forgot about that part. Unless it's signed, you're still on the market. Wait. There's a market? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RaspberryJam Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 I had the interview for the dream job today. There were 104 applicants and ten interviewees. I think it went OK. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kidsmoke Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 Fingers crossed for you, Leigh! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RaspberryJam Posted May 5, 2014 Share Posted May 5, 2014 I hate the "Why should we hire you?" question. How am I supposed to handle that? Boastful? Self deprecating? Someone tell me??? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PopTodd Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 I hate the "Why should we hire you?" question. How am I supposed to handle that? Boastful? Self deprecating? Someone tell me???"Because I'm the right fit for this job. I have the skills you need and, from what I've seen, I think that I can slide right in to the role"Then, give 'em one of these: or not. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 I used to use a reply that began with "because if you don't, I will...." Usually worked, too. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NoJ Posted May 6, 2014 Author Share Posted May 6, 2014 Rabbits are biting the flowers off my tulip plants again. Every year they do this. They arent eating the flowers, just biting them off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
calvino Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Rabbits are biting the flowers off my tulip plants again. Every year they do this. They arent eating the flowers, just biting them off. Same here --- we are trying broken egg shells and coffee grounds to combat it - the tulip hatin bastards. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Probably some kind of divine lepus vendetta. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NoJ Posted May 6, 2014 Author Share Posted May 6, 2014 Oh, its malicious all right. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 You've likely maligned them in some way. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Heartbreak Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Forgot about that part. Unless it's signed, you're still on the market. Wait. There's a market?Yes, but it's not a meat market. I'm a vegetarian. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NoJ Posted May 6, 2014 Author Share Posted May 6, 2014 You've likely maligned them in some way. Rabbits deserve my scorn. They are sneaky yet cuddly bastards. Tasty too. The whole thing is a conundrum Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NoJ Posted May 6, 2014 Author Share Posted May 6, 2014 Everytime I see a rabbit in the yard, I try to conjur a hawk to come and feast on its cuddly parts. So far, it hasnt worked. Yet. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 Maybe you should try being nicer to the rabbits. Or put some of those mini wire fences that look like croquet wickets around the flowers. Or, just appreciate the nature of the thing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 That guy with the rabbit problem should read Watership Down. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 No shit! I'm pretty sure he doesn't read much, though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moss Posted May 6, 2014 Share Posted May 6, 2014 That guy with the rabbit problem should read Watership Down.He would cry like a little bitch. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 True story: in the early-mid 1990s, I used "Hazel-Rah" as one of my handles on the internet. I also may have said "silflay hraka" around that same time more than once semi-unironically. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NoJ Posted May 7, 2014 Author Share Posted May 7, 2014 That guy with the rabbit problem should read Watership Down. I read that one in 4th grade. Update-all of my tulips have been beheaded. I left the house yesterday with 8 beauties ready to bloom. Come home to a flower massacre. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 That guy with the tulip problem should read Watership Down. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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