Lammycat Posted May 7, 2014 Share Posted May 7, 2014 I read that one in 4th grade. Update-all of my tulips have been beheaded. I left the house yesterday with 8 beauties ready to bloom. Come home to a flower massacre.Sounds like the work of Bigwig. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NoJ Posted May 8, 2014 Author Share Posted May 8, 2014 I'm sitting here thinking about what I should do for lunch tomorrow........and its either gonna be an itailan beef sammich, dipped, with sweet peppers on and hot stuff on the side or that Israeli place that I've been lovin lately. Its a conflict that may tear me apart. What to do? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Who the fuck plans that far in advance for lunch? Pepsi-drinking weirdos, that's who. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NoJ Posted May 8, 2014 Author Share Posted May 8, 2014 Who the fck plans that far in advance for lunch? Pepsi-drinking weirdos, that's who. Sure I'm a weirdo but dont ever accuse me of drinking Pepsi or any carbonated soda (except a ginger ale on rare occasions) ever again. Thank you. So, what should I do for lunch? Answer me that, Pepe! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Eat some food? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NoJ Posted May 8, 2014 Author Share Posted May 8, 2014 Maybe some Mexican...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
calvino Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Pepe: I love you, Papa Homer. Homer: I love you, too, Pepsi. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted May 8, 2014 Share Posted May 8, 2014 Great job, calvino! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NoJ Posted May 8, 2014 Author Share Posted May 8, 2014 Great job, calvino! Indeed, bra-vo! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NoJ Posted May 9, 2014 Author Share Posted May 9, 2014 I just paid over $20 for three greeting cards. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
theashtraysays Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 When I went to mail my mom a card yesterday at the post office, they made me buy a 70 cent stamp instead of the normal one. Apparently the card felt "puffy" since it had a little ribbon thingie on it (inside the envelope) and they said it couldn't be "machine processed" and cost more. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NoJ Posted May 9, 2014 Author Share Posted May 9, 2014 When I went to mail my mom a card yesterday at the post office, they made me buy a 70 cent stamp instead of the normal one. Apparently the card felt "puffy" since it had a little ribbon thingie on it (inside the envelope) and they said it couldn't be "machine processed" and cost more. They get you coming and going! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 You poor guys. Man am I glad my mom is dead! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NoJ Posted May 9, 2014 Author Share Posted May 9, 2014 Aw, go make yourself a sammich or some effing thing. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NoJ Posted May 9, 2014 Author Share Posted May 9, 2014 Btw, I had the Beef. Delicious! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
theashtraysays Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 This week has been 5 Mondays in a row. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kidsmoke Posted May 9, 2014 Share Posted May 9, 2014 This week has been 5 Mondays in a row. And there you have the opening line of your new blues song! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
anthony Posted May 10, 2014 Share Posted May 10, 2014 Today I went to the beach today for the first time in 2014. Water still cold, but sure was a nice day. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NoJ Posted May 14, 2014 Author Share Posted May 14, 2014 Where have all the flowers gone? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
froggie Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 a guy shot his his brother in the 'buttocks' today... i had to laugh, considering he's ok. (wont be able to sit down for a while though) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NoJ Posted May 15, 2014 Author Share Posted May 15, 2014 Zotz, the candy. Any love out there for Zotz? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RaspberryJam Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 I don't think the dream job is mine, but I got a nice raise and lost my voice today. Blue Zots are the only Zots. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kidsmoke Posted May 17, 2014 Share Posted May 17, 2014 I love zots, and I especially love handing them out to unsuspecting people who have never had them. Always fun to watch their faces. Sorry you didn't get the dream job, Leigh, but nice that you got a raise! Blue zots might be good for that throat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NoJ Posted May 19, 2014 Author Share Posted May 19, 2014 I dont want to jinx it but it feels like Spring here in Chicago today Quote Link to post Share on other sites
theashtraysays Posted May 20, 2014 Share Posted May 20, 2014 Today I drove all the way across southern Indiana, taking the scenic route instead of I-64, while listening to the Mermaid Avenue records in their entirety. Rural southern Indiana is a fascinating part of the country. The drive was great, the weather was beautiful, and the Americana soundtrack was just perfect. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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