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Well, since the height of a room is usually measured from the floor, the height of the floor is usually regarded as zero. So I'd say no.

 

Or yes. What was the question again?

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I am representing a couple who are being sued for fraud and deceptive trade practices by an individual in connection with a home the guy bought from my clients.

 

One of the allegations in the lawsuit is that one of the 2nd floor bedrooms has an unlevel floor. My clients are alleged to have placed furniture in the bedroom in such a manner as to conceal the glaring unlevelness of the floor.

 

So I sent some requests for admissions to the other side, one of which was "admit or deny that the placement of furniture in a room does not significantly alter the height of the floor in that room" or something to that effect. Their response was that after a reasonable inquiry they were unable to admit or deny...

 

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I am representing a couple who are being sued for fraud and deceptive trade practices by an individual in connection with a home the guy bought from my clients.

 

One of the allegations in the lawsuit is that one of the 2nd floor bedrooms has an unlevel floor. My clients are alleged to have placed furniture in the bedroom in such a manner as to conceal the glaring unlevelness of the floor.

 

So I sent some requests for admissions to the other side, one of which was "admit or deny that the placement of furniture in a room does not significantly alter the height of the floor in that room" or something to that effect. Their response was that after a reasonable inquiry they were unable to admit or deny...

 

:)

 

Ever have the desire to take on a bankruptcy case for free?

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I am representing a couple who are being sued for fraud and deceptive trade practices by an individual in connection with a home the guy bought from my clients.

 

One of the allegations in the lawsuit is that one of the 2nd floor bedrooms has an unlevel floor. My clients are alleged to have placed furniture in the bedroom in such a manner as to conceal the glaring unlevelness of the floor.

 

So I sent some requests for admissions to the other side, one of which was "admit or deny that the placement of furniture in a room does not significantly alter the height of the floor in that room" or something to that effect. Their response was that after a reasonable inquiry they were unable to admit or deny...

 

:)

The house my family had built in 1984 had an uneven floor. We sued and the builder, who lived two houses down, coughed up the dough to have it fixed.

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I am representing a couple who are being sued for fraud and deceptive trade practices by an individual in connection with a home the guy bought from my clients.

 

One of the allegations in the lawsuit is that one of the 2nd floor bedrooms has an unlevel floor. My clients are alleged to have placed furniture in the bedroom in such a manner as to conceal the glaring unlevelness of the floor.

 

So I sent some requests for admissions to the other side, one of which was "admit or deny that the placement of furniture in a room does not significantly alter the height of the floor in that room" or something to that effect. Their response was that after a reasonable inquiry they were unable to admit or deny...

 

:)

 

my house was built in 1860. there's not a level floor in the place. in my case, all our furniture is "placed in such a manner as to conceal the glaring unlevelness of the floor" :thumbup

 

(plus, a couple of strategically placed shims can do wonders)

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if i place a round object on the floor at the back of my house, it will roll unaided to the front. I have removed all furniture so as to enjoy this without obstruction.

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I re-align my furniture in accordance with my astrologer's monthly suggestions.

 

Evidently Venus moves contra-parallel to Mars tonight, which means that in addition to vacuuming the living room counter-clockwise, I need change all the light bulbs on the left side of the house and buy a toilet brush.

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I re-align my furniture in accordance with my astrologer's monthly suggestions.

 

Evidently Venus moves contra-parallel to Mars tonight, which means that in addition to vacuuming the living room counter-clockwise, I need change all the light bulbs on the left side of the house and buy a toilet brush.

 

that was fantastic...

 

:D

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Ever have the desire to take on a bankruptcy case for free?

 

I would love to, but as repping debtors is so specialized, I'd probably be a miserable failure at it, especially considering that I've sat through two seminars on the recent changes to the bankruptcy laws and still can't comprehend it all. I appear in bankruptcy court monthly, but usually on behalf of real estate client creditors...

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Nothing is more sad or depressing than eating lunch by yourself.

False.

 

Try watching a 400+lb woman eating a large stuffed pizza in her car during her lunch hour twice a week.

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Nothing is more sad or depressing than eating lunch by yourself.

 

That's why I converse out loud with my imaginary lunch partner, cryptique. you know--so people won't think I'm weird.

 

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I eat lunch by myself all the time. It's actually pretty relaxing.

Let me guess - sausage and mushroom in a '87 Ford Escort parked in the far corner of the lot or a nearby side street?

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False.

 

Try watching a 400+lb woman eating a large stuffed pizza in her car during her lunch hour twice a week.

 

 

she eat two pizzas?

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I was referring specifically to eating lunch in a cafeteria full of people.

you're like Napoleon Dynamite without the cool Mexican friend with a wig. Eat lunch with everyone. Just sit down and start talking to people. It's 2 or 3 weeks into freshmen year for you - everyone is in the same boat.

 

she eat two pizzas?

just one and it used to make my friend Charlie cry, twice a week.

 

WMF - Is that some harsh shit or a movie quote I didnt get?

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