Lammycat Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 Do the kebabs make you self-conscious of your "manhood"? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted April 27, 2016 Share Posted April 27, 2016 If by "self-conscious of your 'manhood'" you mean "shit liquid fire," then yes. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ih8music Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Today I had to tell another parent that her 10 yr old told my 10 yr old that he wanted to "suicide" himself. 99% sure he didn't mean it, but on the off chance something is going on I had to tell her. Pretty scary - and quite an uncomfortable conversation. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 wow. hope that is a misunderstanding. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 Hooray! Today's Denver Post: Snow, rain expected in Denver as winter weather is forecast for a comebackThe Denver metro area could get up to 6 inches of snow through Friday evening Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RaspberryJam Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 One of my 8th graders got shot by a Baltimore city cop yesterday. He was waving around a gun that looked real and when the police told him to drop it and stay still, he held onto it and ran. He's not a bad kid, either. Just dumb and scared. He'll be ok. Tough way to learn a lesson. Could've been much worse. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 One of my 8th graders got shot by a Baltimore city cop yesterday. He was waving around a gun that looked real and when the police told him to drop it and stay still, he held onto it and ran. He's not a bad kid, either. Just dumb and scared. He'll be ok. Tough way to learn a lesson. Could've been much worse. Sent from my iPhone using TapatalkLucky kid, but still, is it ok to shoot someone just because they have what is perceived to be a gun? That alone shouldn't be an ok to shoot someone (I realize the kid ran from them, but that still doesn't warrant being shot). A kid at my son's high school had one of those handgun-like BB guns and the school and surrounding neighborhood were shut down by about 60 officers and the SWAT team (which I'm cool with). Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kidsmoke Posted April 28, 2016 Share Posted April 28, 2016 One of my 8th graders got shot by a Baltimore city cop yesterday. He was waving around a gun that looked real and when the police told him to drop it and stay still, he held onto it and ran. He's not a bad kid, either. Just dumb and scared. He'll be ok. Tough way to learn a lesson. Could've been much worse. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Horrifying. The police is this country seem to have utterly lost their compass. "Shoot first, ask questions later" is not a viable strategy. I'm glad he wasn't killed! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
RaspberryJam Posted April 29, 2016 Share Posted April 29, 2016 Me too. The school handled it really well. It's really hard to say if what happened was justified. There is not big outcry, but I'm sure there is more that will come out in the investigation. Maybe the community is smart for waiting to react until the facts come out. There is so much grey area here. http://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/04/28/us/baltimore-officer-shoots-boy-who-police-say-hadreplica-gun.html?rref=collection%2Fsectioncollection%2Fus&action=click&contentCollection=us®ion=stream&module=stream_unit&version=latest&contentPlacement=8&pgtype=sectionfront&referer=http://www.nytimes.com/section/us?emc=edit_th_20160428&nl=todaysheadlines&nlid=43898928 Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Albert Tatlock Posted May 5, 2016 Share Posted May 5, 2016 The people decided, now their decision may be ignored http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/05/mps-accuse-ministers-of-boaty-mcvolte-face/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NoJ Posted May 6, 2016 Author Share Posted May 6, 2016 Today, as in just a moment ago, I discovered that an animal pulled up some shingles on my frickin roof. Dammit. I try to live in peace with these critters and yet again they're costing me time and money. Implementing the "whack and stack" policy as of Monday. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 How do you know that it wasn't your kids or the wind or a ghost that pulled your precious shingles up? Seems pretty hasty to start a murder-spree without knowing the facts, pal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 I had a nice stack of wood in my driveway that a neighbor gave me last year from his felled tree. It'd been aging nicely for a year and I was ready for some outdoor fireplace action this spring. Some dude in a truck asked me/my wife twice, recently, if he could have it. We said: "no, we will be using that." Apparently, he thought otherwise, as when I came home from work one day last week, the wood was gone. Now, I don't know for a fact that clownshoes stole my wood or not, I can only suspect the son of a bitch. Hence, and as much as I'd like to, I'm not going to go look for him and kill him for a supposed transgression.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NoJ Posted May 6, 2016 Author Share Posted May 6, 2016 Oh, I got da fax, mang Mainly, it wasn't like that yesterday and we had no wind last night and the kids for sure didn't do it and there were PIECES of shingles UPSIDE down on the roof and this happened before about a month ago too and I couldn't figure out how it happened. Now I know. Critters. Your wood thief? You better cut him good if or when you see him next. That lowlife needs a good cutting. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted May 6, 2016 Share Posted May 6, 2016 Oh, I got da fax, mang Mainly, it wasn't like that yesterday and we had no wind last night and the kids for sure didn't do it and there were PIECES of shingles UPSIDE down on the roof and this happened before about a month ago too and I couldn't figure out how it happened. Now I know. Critters. Your wood thief? You better cut him good if or when you see him next. That lowlife needs a good cutting.Don't we all..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NoJ Posted May 6, 2016 Author Share Posted May 6, 2016 Also, it couldn't have been the ghost because its been gone now for 8 years. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Today, at about 3:10 a.m., the fucking Chihuahua that sleeps in (like, completely under our blankets and in between us) in our bed most nights puked. My wife woke up horrified (it was on her side). After a clean up, she slept on the couch in our bedroom and I had the bed to myself, though the space was very limited. ed. I found I when I got home from work yesterday that the puke landed partially on one of my wife's legs. Excellent! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hixter Posted May 10, 2016 Share Posted May 10, 2016 Last night my neighbor stepped in a puddle of my cat's vomit while fetching beers during a Game of Thrones viewing. Twice. He's a good egg and just laughed it off. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Last night wrong thread Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted May 11, 2016 Share Posted May 11, 2016 Today I discovered that the tiny fridge I have behind my desk at work has broken. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Today I tried the Kettle Brand Honey Dijon Potato Chips for the first time. Amazing, and waaaay better than their Dill Pickle one. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LouieB Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Today is my last real work day. LouieB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Lammycat Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Are you quitting? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
calvino Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Today is my last real work day. LouieB Hopefully you get your pension. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
LouieB Posted May 12, 2016 Share Posted May 12, 2016 Seems like I will. So far so good. Thanks, I am retiring actually, so not exactly quitting. This has been planned for three years. LouieB Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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