Albert Tatlock

How's tricks?

"Evening all"

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=1...-name_page.html The 43-year-old star was caught emerging from the bushes after a sexual encounter with pot-bellied jobless van driver Norman Kirtland on the notorious homosexual haunt Hampstead Heath. He claimed the van driver from Brighton, East Sussex, was not unattractive despite later describing him as a Bernard Manning lookalike. George chuckled: "I mean as much as I don't want to be ageist or fattist, it's dark out there but it's not that dark. I've no idea who that guy was - but thank you very much, whoever he was." Norman Kirtland

I wouldn't call myself a great Dylan fan, but I like it alot, if that gives any perspective on the views of an 'average punter'. I have or have had, that, Blood on the Tracks, Desire, Nashville Skyline, an early Greatest Hits type thing, Freewheelin' . I think that someone here recommended it to me a couple of years ago. And of course, with that first track Bob invented drum'n'bass

Yeah, but it means I'll be banned from the Kylie Return Tour pre-sale.

The thing that makes me most sad about this whole affair is that there were the first signs of a re-emergence of an independent Lebanese government with a developing popular support calling for increased efforts to shake off the Syrian domination of the last few decades. It would not surprise me if Hezbollah had stepped up it's attacks deliberately in the hope of stirring things up in order to re-establish it's power base and try and get the rest of the Arab world back on side and renew Syrian influence. Israel didn't disappoint them with it's response. Sounds familiar with the campaign of the

Funny echo in here today ...

"Are we there yet?"

On reflection, I'm sort of proud I did not know that ...

All together now ... "If I could hold back time ..."

"ironic"

Number 7 hit home 1, OPENING JARS - nnng, she's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work. 2, CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - Especially policeman but even saying it to kids makes you the man. 3, DOING A PROPER SLIDE TACKLE - Beckham free kicks? Gay. A Stuart Pearce tackle is the pinnacle of the game, simultaneously winning the ball and crippling the man. Magic. 4, SHARPENING A PENCIL WITH A STANLEY KNIFE - Blunt, is it? Hand it here love. No, I don't need a sharpener, you think I can't whi

D minus 3 Preparations continue then

I like to cultivate a natural dankness.

Rectal probe? They'll never make a canoe out of you!

http://wilcoworld.net/tours/index.php The Black Orchid? Supper Club? Food fight! I'm thinking Bugsy Malone and the splurge guns.

Drink it. Problem solved, and you'll be smelling of roses for days.

... and? Free Cardiff Festival in 2 weeks looks more and more inviting ...

I'm just having a Burton/Thomas moment now. Bible black etc.

Good. Hope he doesn't clash with Amadou & Mariam. In other news - Cat Power is at the roundhouse in November. Possibly my fave of the year so far, but I'm wary of her flaky live performances, so I probably would not go. And Sufjan Stevens is at the Barbican but already sold out. Both may be indicative of wider tours for those who are interested.

Get the psycho-analyst in here pronto

I would for sure. I think BBH knows more. All the songs I know I love, plus a few covered by other people.

The Vicar of Dibley So-so for me Jonathan Creek After all the talk of Coupling in that other thread, I would recommend the following for UK comedy buffs:- Smack The Pony Phoenix Nights Shameless Green Wing Nighty Night and, of course, The Mighty Boosh And for an oldie

I'm more of a Champions man myself (Sharron ) http://www.thechampionsfan.homestead.com/ I also came across an original Star Trek episode on TV over the weekend that I had never seen before. I woul dhave betted that I had seen them all. I don't think I have ever sat through a whole episode of any of the many follow up attempts.

The "Lost" of its day I suppose. I have now lost track and given up on "Lost" - mid second season here.