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"To the Workers of the Rock River Valley Region, I Have an Idea Concerning Your Predicament, and It Involves an Inner Tube, Bath Mats, and 21 Able-bodied Men"

 

"The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience but You're Going to Have to Leave Now, or, 'I Have Fought the Big Knives and Will Continue to Fight Them Until They Are off Our Lands!'"

 

"A Short Reprise for Mary Todd, Who Went Insane, but for Very Good Reasons"

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GBV/Robert Pollard anyboy? Just love the cool ring of their song titles.

 

Everybody Thinks I'm A Raincloud (When I'm Not Looking)

Dayton, Ohio-19 Something And 5

14 Cheerleader Coldfront

The Pipe Dreams Of Instant Prince Whippet

Shrine To The Dynamic Years (Athens Time Change Riots)

Frequent Weaver Who Burns

I Invented The Moonwalk (And The Pencil Sharpener)

Cocksoldiers And Their Postwar Stubble

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I always thought "Talkin' John Birch Paranoid Blues" had a nice ring to it.

As does "Stuck Inside of Mobile with the Memphis Blues Again."

 

Todd Snyder's got one called "Iron Mike's Main Man's Last Request." Pretty damn funny, too.

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"Why Didn't You Tell Me You Were Bringing Home a Baby?"--Happy Flowers

"Less Bright Eyes, More Deicide"--A. Wilhelm Scream

"Morrissey Rides a Cock Horse"--Warlock Pinchers

"Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed"--Kinky Friedman

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