Guest Speed Racer Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Subpoena Queen Oh SNAP, YOU WIN! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dondoboy Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 18 pages in and this thread is extremely civil, with no thread locking, abusive language or VC lifetime bans. What's wrong with you people?I seriously thought it was going to happen last night, but the kid gave up. He was right on the edge of losing it though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
SGL Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 I Got Sued (At The End of the Century)or(Was I) In Your LawsuitorAt My Window Sued And Lonely Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 We've Been Served Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightOfJoy Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 I saw a fly ball bounce off Dave Kingmans head. It was tremendously awesome. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sweet Papa Crimbo Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Off duty, are you? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
John Smith Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 I saw a fly ball bounce off Dave Kingmans head. Was he a cub then? I can't remeber if I saw that one or the one with Canseco. Time has blurred the memories. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Speed Racer Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Lawsuit (Blowsmoke)The Late HateSide with the DreadsServe me Like You Found MeWishful Thinking - once more, fine as-is! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Central Scrutinizer Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Subpoena Queenuhh ... Misunderstood? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightOfJoy Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Was he a cub then? I can't remeber if I saw that one or the one with Canseco. Time has blurred the memories. Oh yeah, a cub alright. G'damn did we laugh! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 I can't compete with Subpoena Queen (), but I'd been working on a few of my own... Handshake DealsSay You Dismiss MeWhy Would You Wanna LitigateJesus, et alPoor PlaintiffsSummer TortsDepositions Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Winston Legthigh Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Please be Plaintiff with Me? *crickets* What's the Judge got in store? *tumbleweed* Quote Link to post Share on other sites
grateful dead Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 I seriously thought it was going to happen last night, but the kid gave up. He was right on the edge of losing it though. HA on the edge???? HA HA He has a point kinda but don't kill me please I'm new THANK YOU Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Central Scrutinizer Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Possible Perjury? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
andshewas Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Let me offer praise to those with enough wit to come up with the songtitle corrections. Best laughs I've had in a while! "Subpoena Queen" definitely wins. Someone wanna take that further and make a tribute/parody out of it? edit: WAIT! I came up with one... "We're Just Fiends" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dondoboy Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 "I Thought I Paid You" "$-eyed Soul" "I'm the Man Who Owes You" "Kicking Litigation" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Speed Racer Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 They say money's pourin' downBut it's not where I'm aroundso I'm comin' back to town I want your paycheckSo that I can make the rentand my hip that I just spent - I'm lookin' like a wreck Supoena queenGood god I'm meanI'll been suing like a fiendFor your royalties green I always sue in May -I say - it's better payThe room fills with suitsAnd I'm ready for my fruitsBut the judge he keeps on jokin''Cause the contract isn't broken Supoena queenGood god I'm meanI'll been suing like a fiendFor your royalties green Supoena queenGood god I'm meanI'll been suing like a fiendFor your royalties green Quote Link to post Share on other sites
grateful dead Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 They say money's pourin' downBut it's not where I'm aroundso I'm comin' back to town I want your paycheckSo that I can make the rentand my hip that I just spent - I'm lookin' like a wreck Supoena queenGood god I'm meanI'll been suing like a fiendFor your royalties green I always sue in May -I say - it's better payThe room fills with suitsAnd I'm ready for my fruitsBut the judge he keeps on jokin''Cause the contract isn't broken Supoena queenGood god I'm meanI'll been suing like a fiendFor your royalties green Supoena queenGood god I'm meanI'll been suing like a fiendFor your royalties green Haha i like this but all i can hear is Jays baritone singing on the its better pay part haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Winston Legthigh Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 They say money's pourin' down Nice. I was thinking: Well the money's pouring downWhen the DVD spins roundAnd it's floating out of town I'm wondering where the heckIs my royalty check?I once was a producernow I'm treated like a loser Subpoena QueenMy lord I'm keenon recovering my feesunfairly kept from me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Why Would You Wanna GivePieholden Fuck You Pay Me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
caliber66 Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 What's the Court Got in Tort? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Pieholden Fuck You Pay Me Quote Link to post Share on other sites
GtrPlyr Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 More songs: Stolen TreasureI am trying to break your bank Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gopokes Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Hoodoo Sueyou Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hummingbird Posted May 6, 2009 Share Posted May 6, 2009 Hoodoo Sueyou This one is great Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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