Mr. Kinsley

To think about doing nothing. Were you a writer for Seinfeld?

What do you actually ever DO? You sound like some sort of sofa revolutionary.

The reason so many people don't vote is because they feel that their vote doesn't matter and it won't change anything. So by saying IT DOESN'T MATTER, you're going to appeal to the same bunch of people who already don't vote. When MORE people become involved and speak up is when things change. But you're right about how we don't do anything unless our TVs tell us to. Maybe we should have a reality show where all the dem candidates live together in one house and the repubs live together in another house, and we air the shenanigans on CSPAN 24/7. Then we all call in a la American Idol to vote on

Man did I ever get in on this slugfest too late. Here's my $3.63 worth. And I'll even try to answer the original question! (Yes, there was a point to this thread long before the name calling.) NOTE: I just finished this and damn this got long-winded! My apologies in advance - I had some catching up to do and the spirit just moved me to keep going! Worst. Idea. Ever. If you don't like the Dems or GOP candidates - fine. I can see why. But what if EVERYBODY voted? There are other parties, you know?

As long as she does at least one video, I'm cool with this. And no Scarlett, don't try to be ironic/funny and have Bob Dylan in your video instead of you.

Aww, maaaan! I was all geeked up for this movie. I'm definitely skipping this one now.

Note: edited by admin Is that a good thing, a bad thing, or a sex thing? BTW - I don't know what dollar amount I'd go with, but UT would be tops simply due to the fact that they no longer exist and would have to not only reunite, but bury some very large hatchets before setting foot on stage. *? Really? Did you make that up?

There's several minutes of my life I'll never get back.

Yeah, the Brokeback connection. This religious group (I'm assuming it's the one I'm thinking of) also pickets the funerals of soldiers returning from Iraq (regardless of their sexual preference) to let us all know that because we as a nation allow homosexuality, we are being punished by God and that these soldiers dying is part of that. I remember seeing some TV interview where they were saying that they were 'glad' that soldiers were dying because it proves that they are right. Uuuuuh... yeeeaah. Right.

Do they really expect people to see them picketing Heath's funeral or a soldier's funeral and say to themselves, "Hey! They are so right! I should be just like them and hate gay people because these folks are classy!"

I don't quite know why there's so much griping about Valentine's Day here. Lighten up people! Think about all the holidays: Christmas = Baby Jesus, Santa, presents Thanksgiving = Turkey, football, pilgrims & indians 4th of July = fireworks Halloween = candy & costumes Easter = Jesus rising from the dead & bizarre bunnies that hide eggs and candy St. Patrick's Day = green beer &... more green beer! These are all fine and dandy until you think about Valentine's Day V-Day = getting laid! I think we have a winner*!!!! Hopefully this will help all of you with your "planning."

What the hell are we going to do in the doctor's/dentist's waiting room if magazines go out of print? You don't expect me to TALK to the person next to me, do you?

Want an even easier way? Just photoshop your face onto Justin's picture. Ten, fifteen minutes tops. Suitable for framing even.

Time to copy, paste, and email to Mrs. K! (Even if it does still sound like some sort of voodoo cure.)

So, we're getting the Twinsleys ready for bed tonight and I start to explain this thread to Mrs. K, only about halfway through the second sentence do I realize... I sound like a lunatic! Why don't we sacrifice a chicken while we're at it? I tried to sell her on it, but since putting them to bed is more her job, it didn't happen. Let me know how your attempts at this fared.

Don't play any music. Just photoshop up a picture of Jeff in some spandex number with really big hair and show that to them. That's all they'll need.

Oooo... you're gonna burn for that question. Don't be talkin' all sloppy to Jesus!

Tase him, bro!

cc: Britney Spears bcc: Pete Dougherty

Correct me if I'm wrong (and I might very well be), but didn't Bush inherit a surplus?

I can't believe that Once didn't get more nominations. I thought they'd have at least 2 songs, if not all 5. Enchanted has 3 songs?!?! I didn't see it, but I can't imagine the music being that good. Maybe I'm wrong.

Judging from the sounds emmanating from the next room, it does not work with socks.

So, if you're Mary Kate Olson, just to add insult to injury - the newspaper just printed your address for the whole world. Creepy stalkers - start the line to the left of the door, please.

Yeah. He probably wanted to be "extra" relaxed before the massage. This is too weird.

I was wondering about that too. I just did it, but instead of footie pajamas I put it on under their socks, since it's just naptime. I wonder if it will work, because maybe the feet heat the stuff up and then the vapors can circulate their way up through the pajamas, all around their little chests and backs, and leak out at the neck where they can breathe it in, making them even more powerful. Maybe.