j4lackey Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Will I have to go to hell for painting this? Link to post Share on other sites
ction Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 If possible, I'd like to be depicted going all-in on a 2-7 off suit. Link to post Share on other sites
fickerson Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 still doesnt explain the seat belt extension that you've crudely sewn in. the problem isn't so much the seat belt as the steering wheel. p.s. i'm afraid to look up the meaning of 'micturate' at work. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 You better actually do this, but leave ction in. You must do this with your money. It's worth it--and it is my demand.questions/comments: what will it cost? can we all be wearing wife-beaters? ction's cards would have to be pocket queens. strawberry and pol pot cannot be sitting next to each other and i'd like the appearance that stalin and captain kangaroo are cheating. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Jules Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 i think, if i actually saw one of these, that i would like a shark shaped great white lemon ice popsicle. do they really exist? I ask here because the Just A Fan people are scary. Link to post Share on other sites
JUDE Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 the meaning of 'micturate' at work. Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. Kinsley Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 p.s. i'm afraid to look up the meaning of 'micturate' at work.That isn't anything like a reverse cowgirl, is it? Probably not, since that would be a good thing. Link to post Share on other sites
deepseacatfish Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 That isn't anything like a reverse cowgirl, is it? Probably not, since that would be a good thing.No, however, I'll paypal $5 to anyone who pulls off a reverse cowgirl in the middle of a Hardees at night Link to post Share on other sites
bobbob1313 Posted September 18, 2006 Author Share Posted September 18, 2006 I'm applying for a job at Sam Ash, but I don't think I'm going to get it as everyone in the store has dreads and big bushy beards (even the women), and I have neither. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Why dont women have beards? Link to post Share on other sites
embiggen Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Why dont women have beards? who says some don't? Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 ction's cards would have to be pocket queens. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Why dont women have beards?It's in their jeans. Link to post Share on other sites
fickerson Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 i just spoke to a guy whose address was county road HJ. Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 I just spoke with Johnny art guy telepathically and he said he will do the painting for $775 plus two plane tickets to Chicago and an evening of enjoying nature with Ron Cey. Link to post Share on other sites
deepseacatfish Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 Yeah, they came to Grinnell for a concert 2 years ago and I spent about the first half of it playing what's the gender, with that one... Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ScottHoward Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 I just spoke with Johnny art guy telepathically and he said he will do the painting for $775 plus two plane tickets to Chicago and an evening of enjoying nature with Ron Cey.He'd have to cut off one of his ears for me to pay that kind of money. Link to post Share on other sites
Duck-Billed Catechist Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 He's a talented dude. Link to post Share on other sites
fickerson Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 cover of cnn.com Link to post Share on other sites
cryptique Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 I think I have to get one of these for my niece. Link to post Share on other sites
j4lackey Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 cover of cnn.comWhat'd Phoebe Cates do? Link to post Share on other sites
Elixir Sue Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 I'm applying for a job at Sam Ash, but I don't think I'm going to get it as everyone in the store has dreads and big bushy beards (even the women), and I have neither.What's Sam Ash? Link to post Share on other sites
foolnrain97 Posted September 18, 2006 Share Posted September 18, 2006 I'm applying at Sam Ash Music and Game Stop today. I need a job. This whole poor college student thing isn't cutting it. poor college student>working at sam ashemployees at the sam ash near me=d-bags w/out brains have you ever ordered two drinks at a drive-thru window to give the impression you were ordering food for two? read this outloud to a friend in the computer lab here at school and another girl burst out laughing and replied "yes!" Once, in an extremely inebriated state I ordered better than 50$ worth of food at the local Burger King for my friends and I. I then commenced to put sugar on the 7 orders of French Fries (in my state I couldn't discern sugar from the little salt packets), upon tasting said fries; this pissed me off to no end resulting in my ejecting the entire tray of food against the wall and my subsequent ejection from the restaurant. Still hungry and with my wallet quite a bit lighter my drunken troop and I staggered over to the local Hardee's Family Restaurant, a place where I had part time employment. Knowing the people that worked there, I figured I had an Link to post Share on other sites
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