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there's a lot of douchebaggery going on in this thread.

I like this thread - I don't miss the usual kneejerk defensive feeling I get when I read criticisms of music I like in other threads. I say viva this thread. Of course, no one's dissed Prince yet...so don't quote me.

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90 percent of bob marley's songs sound exactly the same. boring.

 

haha this was going to be my rant, totally agree and........

 

quadrophenia is better than tommy

 

neil young should stop bitching about everything and stick to playing acoustic cause he has yet to deliver a decent guitar solo

 

dave matthews band, dave matthews gets an A+ for songwriting and his passion during live shows, his band gets a D, and the dmb following gets an F listen to a real jam band!!!

 

london calling is the only good clash album

 

over the hills and far away is the greatest song of all time with wading in the velvet sea a close second

 

and finally, since phish broke up, pearl jam is the 2nd best american rock band behind you konw who (its wilco if you dont know)

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Patti Smith is a total no-talent who has parlayed bad poetry, dirty hair and a fluke song co-written by bruce springsteen into legendary status

 

Patty Smythe > Patti Smith

 

Berton Averre's guitar solo in My Sharona is better than anything Jimi Hendrix ever played

 

I wish Bono would just fucking shut up

 

I would rather have major dental work than sit through a Dave Matthews Band gig

 

Clap your Hands Say Yeah blows

 

The Kinks > The Who

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Die.

 

No, don't die. But seriously, you have a problem with Kenny Burrell, Grant Green, Johnny Smith, Wes Montgomery, Charlie Christian, etc? That sucks. You're missing out on some great music.

 

Amen. Maybe not synthesizers, except for Herbie Hancock's "Headhunters". Some brilliant electric guitar has been part of the jazz tradition as old as bop.

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This thread has turned more into a list of musical grievances, but that's cool, I'm down.

 

I don't understand (actually I despise) the use of the term "prog" or "progressive" to describe music that features alot of technical musicianship/odd time signatures/syncopated stuff etc. OK, it was definitely progressive when Yes did it. Now its just boring and played out. And Dream Theater sucks. So does Mahavishnu Orchestra.

 

AC/DC is unlistenable.

 

The Band was better than The Beatles.

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In response to two previous views shared, in my opinion The Band have two good albums. The Beatles have over a dozen. Neil Young is my favorite guitarist.

The National are okay, but listening to an entire album of theirs is a difficult task.

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Springsteen was not the future of rock 'n' roll. Run-DMC was.

 

I would turn down hot sex if I had to listen to Norah Jones while it was going on.

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As much as i love led zep, CCR are the best band of the rock era

 

I prefer jeff tweedy as a solo artist, over wilco

 

I've never listened to Smile in its entirety

 

Radiohead are way overrated

 

Bono is the biggest tool of the rock era

 

Revolver is an overrated album

 

Morrison hotel and LA woman are better than all the previous Doors albums put together

 

As much as i like Pink floyd, I cant listen to the Wall in its entirety

 

1993 was one of the greatest years of music, involving all styles

 

Pre-war blues is way underrated

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In The Aeroplane Over The Sea is a hopeless mess of a record. It's got some good songs, but it's far from an all-time classic.

 

Love's Forever Changes contains almost nothing that warrants its reputation.

 

The best song of the 1960's was "Gimme Shelter".

 

The 1967-72 Moody Blues are unfairly underrated by music critics.

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radiohead is getting hated on, but its good to see, lets vent without fear, i like this thread

 

the allman brothers are better now than ever before

 

the black keys new album sucks

 

john frusciante is the only reason to listen to rhcp

 

kind of blue is an amazing album, but sometimes i just feel like never hearing it again (sometimes i stress, sometimes)

 

I was given a copy of music from big pink, hated every second of it, i hate the band....I HATE THE BAND

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Christine McVie was the most talented member of Fleetwood Mac.

 

Paul McCartney (Not Yoko) broke up The Beatles.

 

John Lennon - although a great Rock N Roll legend, was a pseudo-intellectual.

 

Had she lived, Janis Joplin would have ended up on Hollywood Squares.

 

B B King isn't even a top 100 guitarist.

 

Happenings Ten Years Ago by The Yardbirds (1966) is the first Heavy Metal Song.

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I just read the whole thread and this basically sums up my views:

As much as i love led zep, CCR are the best band of the rock era

 

I've never listened to Smile in its entirety

 

Radiohead are way overrated

 

Bono is the biggest tool of the rock era

 

Revolver is an overrated album

 

Morrison hotel and LA woman are better than all the previous Doors albums put together

 

As much as i like Pink floyd, I cant listen to the Wall in its entirety

 

1993 was one of the greatest years of music, involving all styles

 

Pre-war blues is way underrated

Though I do not really know what specific music from 1993 is being referenced. And yes i removed one remark.

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No band has been overrated as much as The Band is overrated on this board. And I like The Band.

 

Quadrophenia might be the best rock album ever.

 

U2 is the best band of the last 25 years.

 

Jethro Tull's '70s output is criminally underrated.

 

Led Zeppelin is the best rock band ever.

 

Weezer's Green Album is just as good as the Blue Album.

 

Cheap Trick's output from 1977-1979 is the best rock to ever come out of Illinois.

 

Jeff Tweedy gets a lot of credit for stuff that Jay Bennett wrote.

 

A.M. is a lot better than Sky Blue Sky.

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