mountain bed Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 "Don't you know who we are? This is CAPTAIN AMERICA, man - and I'm Billy! We've played every parade in this part of the country and I mean for top dollar, too! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
augurus Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Here, if you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? You watching? And my straw reaches across the room, and starts to drink your milkshake. I, drink, your, milkshake! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kidsmoke Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 I've HAD it with these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking plane!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tenderloin Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PopTodd Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Strictly from Rob Reiner movies: "Anybody want a peanut?"-Fezzig (Andre the Giant) in The Princess Bride "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."-Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patankin), also in The Princess Bride "This one goes to eleven."-Nigel Tufnel (Chris Guess) in This Is Spinal Tap Quote Link to post Share on other sites
isadorah Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 "Okay, then."Raising Arizona I thought for sure you'd pick "Turn to the right". Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Good Old Neon Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bigshoulders Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 I thought for sure you'd pick "Turn to the right". Okay, then... "Turn to the RIGHT!"("Don't forget his phone call, Ed.") I'm such a dork for the Coen Bros. dialogue. Tenderloin, that's one crazy effin' signature you got there. Where do you people find these treasures, I wonder?-kp Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Stewart Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 "Let me tell you something, this is not an easy job. I get a call on the radio, dispatch, it's bad news. And it stinks. But this is my job and I love it. Because I want to do well - in this life and in this world, I want to do well. And I want to help people. And I might get twenty bad calls a day. But one time I can help someone and make a save - correct a wrong or right a situation - then I'm a happy cop. And as we move through this life we should try and do good. Do good... And if we can do that, and not hurt anyone else, well... then..." - Jim Kurring, MagnoliaYeah Quote Link to post Share on other sites
dmait Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Jack Horner: Do these characters have a name? Dirk: The guy's name is Brock Landers. Reed Rothchild: And his partner is Chest Rockwell. Jack Horner: Those are some great names. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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yermom Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 My love for you is like a truck, BerserkerWould you like some making fuck, Berserker---Olaf, "Clerks" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PopTodd Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 "Damn hell. You say you won it?"-A Christmas Story Quote Link to post Share on other sites
theashtraysays Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Strictly from Rob Reiner movies: "Anybody want a peanut?"-Fezzig (Andre the Giant) in The Princess Bride "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."-Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patankin), also in The Princess BrideYeah, that's a great movie. "Inconceivable!" is still a word that in our house can only be said that one certain way (defiant, with just a little bit of spit). And will usually get the "I do not think that word means what you think that it means" Montoya response. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Wilco Worshipper Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Dr. Leo Marvin: All's I want is some peace and quiet!Bob Wiley: Okay, I'll be quiet.Siggy: And I'll be peace! "What About Bob?" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Analogman Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
gogo Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 There are dozens from The Life of Brian, but currently the kids are cracking each other up with:"I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
jimmyjimmy Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 My obligatory Blazing Saddles contribution: [Jim downs a bottle of whiskey in one long guzzle]Bart: A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to DIE.Jim: .....When? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JUDE Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Vincent Hanna: I'm angry. I'm very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to watch my fucking television set! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightOfJoy Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 "That bullet went thru me and on about its business' Sterling Hayden in The Asphalt Jungle. That film is chock full of tough guy noir-speak. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Muncle Douchey Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 "cuz i'd take pleasure in guttin' you, boy" - The Rock Quote Link to post Share on other sites
NightOfJoy Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Okay, then... "Turn to the RIGHT!"("Don't forget his phone call, Ed.") I'm such a dork for the Coen Bros. dialogue. Me too..................'I'm walking in here on my knees, a free man proposin'.....'and...........'Son, you got a panty on yer head'............those keep a smile on my face...... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Elixir Sue Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Me too..................'I'm walking in here on my knees, a free man proposin'.....'and...........'Son, you got a panty on yer head'............those keep a smile on my face......I like "I don't know - they were jammies! They had Yodas 'n' shit on 'em!" Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PopTodd Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 "Oh, sexy girlfriend!!!"-Long Duk Dong (see related thread) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tongue-tied Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 "there's a cyclops." "can't be, he's got two eyes." "must be a bicyclops, then." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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